joke: it was passed around my office thought it was funny

[gbz]

I didn't write this, I'm not that witty... it's from my friend who's a marketing rep.
Although I'm skeptical if she wrote it as she's not the witty either.

Several people I know have asked for me an explanation of Marketing.

Perhaps the following analogies will help clear it up:

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic
in bed."
-- That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of
your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in
bed."
-- That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone
number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your
dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach
up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and
then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I
hear you're fantastic in bed."
-- That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with
your friend.
-- That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
-- That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome
men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one
situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm
fantastic in bed!"
-- That's Spam.

 

[gbz]

then this was just added as a real punchline LOL


the punchline:

no matter which style of lying (marketing) you choose, you're still terrible in bed.
-- that's Life.

buyer beware

 

[Fausto]

LMAO! That was hilarious. Forwarding now to my friends in the corporate world.

 

[Anubis]

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
-- That's Tech Support.

hehehehe

 

[isasir]

I've seen this before, so I'm guessing your coworker didn't write it.

 

[Vortex22]

Hehe, funny.

But whoever sent that to you didn't make it up... I've seen it before.

 

[gbz]

Originally posted by: RishiS
I've seen this before, so I'm guessing your coworker didn't write it.

Yes i know it wasnt one of my coworkers and i really doubt it was my coworkers friend either but the punch line added was gold none the less

 

[DaFinn]

Oh btw ATOT girls, I'm fantastic in bed!

 

[blurredvision]

I've taken the liberty to make this out for a guy. I felt kinda weird reading your version.

You see a hot girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic
in bed."
-- That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a hot girl. One of
your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in
bed."
-- That's Advertising.

You see a hot girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone
number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a hot girl. You get up and straighten your
shirt. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You say, "May I," and reach
up to wipe something from her lip, brushing your bulge lightly against her arm, and
then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a hot girl. She walks up to you and says, "I
hear you're fantastic in bed."
-- That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a hot girl. You talk her into going home with
your friend.
-- That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy her so she calls you.
-- That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be hot women
in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one
situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm
fantastic in bed!"
-- That's Spam.

 

[gbz]

Originally posted by: WoodchuckCharlie
I've taken the liberty to make this out for a guy. I felt kinda weird reading your version.

You see a hot girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic
in bed."
-- That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a hot girl. One of
your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in
bed."
-- That's Advertising.

You see a hot girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone
number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a hot girl. You get up and straighten your
shirt. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You say, "May I," and reach
up to wipe something from her lip, brushing your bulge lightly against her arm, and
then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a hot girl. She walks up to you and says, "I
hear you're fantastic in bed."
-- That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a hot girl. You talk her into going home with
your friend.
-- That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy her so she calls you.
-- That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be hot women
in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one
situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm
fantastic in bed!"
-- That's Spam.

thanks was sent by a female coworker and i just read it as a male

 

[Vic]

 

[Krye]

Heeey, you didn't tell us it was going to be THAT good! HAHAHAHHAHA awesome!