Joke I heard at Red Lobster

[MAME]

What has 4 hands and 1 arm?


An excited pitbull



I should mention I didn't think this was a funny joke, just something very odd to hear while eating food

 

[imported_Phil]

4/10

 

[So]

booo-urns

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: MAME
What has 4 hands and 1 arm?


An excited pitbull

 

[ironcrotch]

:thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown:

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: MAME
What has 4 hands and 1 arm?


An excited pitbull

apparently pitbulls have short legs and their erection is long enough to be considered an arm while their legs are merely hands. I don't even know what pitbulls look like so I'm not sure if they have short legs and/or long penises

 

[Chompman]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: MAME
What has 4 hands and 1 arm?


An excited pitbull

apparently pitbulls have short legs and their erection is long enough to be considered an arm while their legs are merely hands. I know what pitbulls look like so I'm sure they have short legs and long penises from personal experience

Fixed

 

[Googer]

Joke I heard at work yesterday:

What do Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburgh have in common?

Punch Line

 

[dug777]

thats very strange...

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: Googer
Joke I heard at work yesterday:

What do Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburgh have in common?

they're both airway passenger transportation mediums from the early 20th century?

 

[Googer]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: Googer
Joke I heard at work yesterday:

What do Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburgh have in common?

they're both airway passenger transportation mediums from the early 20th century?

I added a link to the punch line. I think I got it right if I rember correctly

 

[Ikonomi]

I thought maybe the dog had bitten off someone's arm or something.

 

[amcdonald]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: MAME
What has 4 hands and 1 arm?


An excited pitbull

apparently pitbulls have short legs and their erection is long enough to be considered an arm while their legs are merely hands. I don't even know what pitbulls look like so I'm not sure if they have short legs and/or long penises

Are you sure it's not referring to a pitbull tearing off hands and an arm?

 

[nmcglennon]

ba-dum-ching!

*cricket*

*cricket*

*cough*

*cricket*

"Thanks! I'll be here all week! Be sure to tip your hostess!!"

 

[jadinolf]

1/10

 

[revnja]

Originally posted by: So
booo-urns

 

[Desslok]

Dude, if you have to explain the joke don't waste your time.

 

[WW]

not four hands....four legs...

Q. What has four legs and one arm?

A. a pitbull coming out of a playground

 

[Googer]

I rate it a 3.5/10

 

[Blastomyces]

The only joke at Red Lobster is the food (cheese biscuits excepted).

 

[Googer]

One is a flaming fascist gasbag full of hot air, and the other is a dirigible

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: WW
not four hands....four legs...

Q. What has four legs and one arm?

A. a pitbull coming out of a playground

? I thought for a long time about how erections fit in that joke

is the arm a child's arm? That would make sense

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: WW
not four hands....four legs...

Q. What has four legs and one arm?

A. a pitbull coming out of a playground

? I thought for a long time about how erections fit in that joke

is the arm a child's arm? That would make sense

you wasted your money at college if you cant figure out this joke :roll:

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

:laugh:

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: ironcrotch
:thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown: