Joke For Wednesday

bunker

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This just made the rounds in our email at work:

A 90-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup.

The doctor asked him how he's feeling.

The 90-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins, "I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his umbrella and went, 'Bang, bang' and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor replied ... "My point exactly."
 

SCSIfreek

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Mar 3, 2000
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love these jokes you guys bring to OT. Made me laughed in my office after a long hard day of work.


--Scsi