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Sarah had her mother staying with her in town to get some various physical
checkups. Her mom had bad eyesight so Sarah volunteered to drive her to the
doctors offices.
Tuesday was her appointment with the Gynecologist so she went into Sarah's
bathroom to take a shower. She got out, toweled off and noticed in Sarah's
medicine cabinet a can of feminine deodorant spray. She'd never used such a
thing but thought that she'd try it since she'd be spread eagle on the
examining table and was a little self conscious
about possible odor. She gave herself a couple of puffs and got dressed.
When she had her feet in the stirrups and the doctor had positioned himself
appropriately, he chuckled and said, "My, my, Mrs Friedman, aren't we all
prettied up today?"
Naturally, Sarah's mother was mortified, could not speak a word and hurried
out of the office when the appointment was over.
She was still beet red when she and Sarah arrived back home, and Sarah
finally
asked what was the matter.
Mom said "Oh honey, I'm just so embarrassed" and related the doctor's
comment.
"I don't know what he must have thought....all I had one was use a little of
your feminine deodorant spray!"
"But Mom, I don't have any feminine deodorant spray" said Sarah.
"Oh yes you do, dear, come and see", said her mom and lead her into the
bathroom, opened the cabinet and lifted out the infamous spray bottle.
"Oh, no Mom!" Sarah exclaimed. "You weren't wearing your glasses, were you?
That's HAIR SPRAY with GLITTER!"
checkups. Her mom had bad eyesight so Sarah volunteered to drive her to the
doctors offices.
Tuesday was her appointment with the Gynecologist so she went into Sarah's
bathroom to take a shower. She got out, toweled off and noticed in Sarah's
medicine cabinet a can of feminine deodorant spray. She'd never used such a
thing but thought that she'd try it since she'd be spread eagle on the
examining table and was a little self conscious
about possible odor. She gave herself a couple of puffs and got dressed.
When she had her feet in the stirrups and the doctor had positioned himself
appropriately, he chuckled and said, "My, my, Mrs Friedman, aren't we all
prettied up today?"
Naturally, Sarah's mother was mortified, could not speak a word and hurried
out of the office when the appointment was over.
She was still beet red when she and Sarah arrived back home, and Sarah
finally
asked what was the matter.
Mom said "Oh honey, I'm just so embarrassed" and related the doctor's
comment.
"I don't know what he must have thought....all I had one was use a little of
your feminine deodorant spray!"
"But Mom, I don't have any feminine deodorant spray" said Sarah.
"Oh yes you do, dear, come and see", said her mom and lead her into the
bathroom, opened the cabinet and lifted out the infamous spray bottle.
"Oh, no Mom!" Sarah exclaimed. "You weren't wearing your glasses, were you?
That's HAIR SPRAY with GLITTER!"
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