Joke for the day

quackagator

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The Bartender
BARTENDER: Hi - how about a beer?
CUSTOMER : No thanks - I tried one once but didn't like it.

BARTENDER: Would you care for a mixed drink?
CUSTOMER : No thanks - I tried one once but didn't like it.

BARTENDER: Would you care for a cigarette?
CUSTOMER : No thanks - I tried one once but didn't like it...
matter of fact is the only reason that I'm here is that I'm waiting on my son.

BARTENDER: Your only son, I assume.........
 

Lithium381

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Originally posted by: quackagator
The Bartender
BARTENDER: Hi - how about a beer?
CUSTOMER : No thanks - I tried one once but didn't like it.

BARTENDER: Would you care for a mixed drink?
CUSTOMER : No thanks - I tried one once but didn't like it.

BARTENDER: Would you care for a cigarette?
CUSTOMER : No thanks - I tried one once but didn't like it...
matter of fact is the only reason that I'm here is that I'm waiting on my son.

BARTENDER: Your only son, I assume.........

ewwwwwwwwww:Q