Joke for the day

flippinfleck

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Oct 24, 2000
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At the end of a job interview, the human resources person
asked a young engineer just out of MIT what kind of salary
he was looking for.

"In the neighborhood of $140,000 a year,
depending on the benefits package," he said.

"Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation,
14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching
retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car...say,
a red Corvette?"

"Wow! Are you kidding?" responded the engineer.

"Yeah, but you started it."
 

LordMaul

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Nov 16, 2000
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Hmmm...


Sounds like a nice job. ;)

Oh, btw, considering you couldn't bring yourself down to the level of "BEst Joke" thread...























NEEEEEEEEFFF!!!!! :p
 

Optimus

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Aug 23, 2000
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The good ole' dot com days... I had to convince a couple of our co-ops that the friend of a guy the professor knows who made $200,000 and a company Ferrari right out of high school may not be an accurate expectation for them to have. :)
 

bacillus

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Q: why do women close their eyes when making love?

A: because that can't stand to watch a man having a good time! :D