Joke De Jour

NikPreviousAcct

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Aug 15, 2000
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It was the first day of school for the kindergarten class, as the teacher walked in the classroom, she noticed something was written on the chalkboard:

"T T T
1A."

She looked at the children and said,
"Who wrote this?" Little Johnny raises his hand and says,
"I did, teacher."
"Well, what does that mean, Johnny?" asked the teacher. Johnny answers,
"It means, 'To The Teacher - 1 Apple,'" and with that, he gave the teacher an apple.
"Very good," says the teacher, "thank you."

The next morning, the teacher walks in the classroom, and notices, once again, something written on the board. This time the chalkboard reads:

"T T T
1O."

She asked the children, "Who wrote this?" Then little Bobby answers,
"I did, teacher." The teacher says,
"Well, Bobby, what does that mean?" Bobby says,

"It means, 'To The Teacher - 1 Orange,'" and he gives the teacher an orange.
"Very good, Bobby, thank you."

The next morning, she walks in the classroom, and she noticed on the board:

"F U C K
1 T."

Disappointed, the teacher exclaimed, "WHO WROTE THIS!" Then little Juanito raises his hand and says,
"I did, teacher." Angrily, the teacher asks,
"Well, what does this mean, Juanito?"
"It means, 'From Us Chicano Kids - 1 Tamale.'"
 

iwantanewcomputer

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OMFG that was the absolute worst joke ever. i saw it coming after the first kid, except it was way better in the version i saw. that is not a punchline. that is not a joke. and you, sir, are not funny
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Aug 15, 2000
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Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
OMFG that was the absolute worst joke ever. i saw it coming after the first kid, except it was way better in the version i saw. that is not a punchline. that is not a joke. and you, sir, are not funny

Awww did somebody miss nappy time?