Joke De Jour

[NikPreviousAcct]

So the duck walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist that he has a
heavy date and needs some condoms. The pleasant clerk says "no problem,
Mr. Duck. Should I put them on your bill?"

"No," answered the duck. "I don't do oral."



*groan*

 

[OulOat]

Isn't it "should I put it on your tab?"

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Yes. Yes, you're right. That would make the joke make SO much more sense and be funnier! Yay you!

 

[Kalvin00]

*crickets*

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
*crickets*

:heart:

 

[jjones]

Ducks can't talk.

 

[LOLyourFace]

Originally posted by: jjones
Ducks can't talk.

ROFL That got me laughing out loud. dammit, I'm being stared at now... LOL

 

[Reliant]

HAHA!

 

[jjones]

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace

Originally posted by: jjones
Ducks can't talk.

ROFL That got me laughing out loud. dammit, I'm being stared at now... LOL

😀 :beer:

 

[rudder]

An inexperienced man walked in the store to buy condoms. He tells the clerk to get him a box and the clerk replies, "that will be $5 plus the tax". "tax?" says the man, "is that how you hold those things on?"

 

[NuclearNed]

Today, I openly weep for all the duck jokes.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: rudder
An inexperienced man walked in the store to buy condoms. He tells the clerk to get him a box and the clerk replies, "that will be $5 plus the tax". "tax?" says the man, "is that how you hold those things on?"

😀

 

[cain]

:shocked:

 

[waggy]

hahaha oh wait..that joke sucks.

 

[MrDingleDangle]

Originally posted by: jjones
Ducks can't talk.

1000X funnier then the joke

 

[ThaPerculator]

I never realized that the AFLAC duck was that much of a pimp... :beer: