Joke: Bush's medals

[Todd33]

http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/medals/medals.html

I just heard about a new 527 that is airing ads that the Fearless Ninja medal was won due to self inflicted throwing star wound, something about him throwing them up in the air and trying to catch them.

 

[cKGunslinger]

LOL, odd. I actually thought the text of your post would simply say, "No, the title of this post is the joke. Get it?" And that would have been pretty funny as well.

 

[Crimson]

Well, at least he didn't throw them in the dirt and give our enemy reason to fight on.

 

[40Hands]

Originally posted by: Crimson
Well, at least he didn't throw them in the dirt and give our enemy reason to fight on.

Its all clear to me now! John Kerry is the reason our enemy fights us. They pray to a shrine of Kerry throwing his medals everyday before killing american soldiers. Osama even has a picture of Kerry in his wallet that gives him emotional support in his plans to attack the US again.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Crimson
Well, at least he didn't throw them in the dirt and give our enemy reason to fight on.

Us getting in the middle of what was a civil war and supporting a corupt regime is what gave them reason to fight on. It would take more than someone from the Anerican side admitting the truth to keep them plugging on after decades of war and hundreds of thousands of deaths and millions of casualties!

 

[umbrella39]

Originally posted by: Crimson
Well, at least he didn't throw them in the dirt and give our enemy reason to fight on.

Yep. And the VC had Dish Network to pick up on those sort of news events back then. Get a grip. I am sure they were all glued to their plasma TV's in their straw huts awaiting Kerry's next words as their impetus to act upon.

 

[onelove]

Originally posted by: Crimson
Well, at least he didn't throw them in the dirt and give our enemy reason to fight on.

good one. I think the smile means he knows he's being a dork, guys. cut him some slack?

 

[umbrella39]

Originally posted by: onelove

Originally posted by: Crimson
Well, at least he didn't throw them in the dirt and give our enemy reason to fight on.

good one. I think the smile means he knows he's being a dork, guys. cut him some slack?

You don't know Crimson very well then.... lol

 

[viivo]

Sorry to go off topic, but the medals in the original post are really funny. I can imagine Bush wanting a "Fearless Ninja" award.

 

[fjord]

Originally posted by: Crimson
Well, at least he didn't throw them in the dirt and give our enemy reason to fight on.

Kerry did the right thing. Twice.

He served our country honorably--volunteered for duty--that took courage.

Then he critizised the existing administration for their corruption and ineptness that was certainly doing a disservice to American servicepeople still fighting a flawed war--That took even more courage.

 

[onelove]

Originally posted by: umbrella39

Originally posted by: onelove

Originally posted by: Crimson
Well, at least he didn't throw them in the dirt and give our enemy reason to fight on.

good one. I think the smile means he knows he's being a dork, guys. cut him some slack?

You don't know Crimson very well then.... lol

everyone has the capacity to change - who of us will use it for good?

 

[jjzelinski]

Originally posted by: Crimson
Well, at least he didn't throw them in the dirt and give our enemy reason to fight on.

I don't think the VC needed encouragement. They've been fighting for hundreds, if not thousands of years and are unbelievably tenacious. Just ask the French. They wanted to unify their country, cold war powers decided to complicate the process.

The war was wrong, ill planned, not supported in full by the men who instisted on it, and we didn't even have an ethical higher ground to fight for. We threw thousands of soldiers into the grinder to support a war that was known to be pointless at the time and remains pointless to this day. Anyone who fought in Vietnam derserves commendation and our apprecation as a nation, but that does not make what they fought any more correct.

Last thing, there is nothing in human nature that would contradict what Kerry claimed some of our troops did over there. There were proven instances of what he claimed, and he was right in denouncing them. Soldiers are required to abide to LoAC, the UCMJ, and the Geneva Convention, and violations of any or all of those shouldn't be glossed over; violations should be held accountable. It goes back to being a model for the free world, we have and will continue to hold ourselves to a higher standard than primitive notions of loyalty through criminal neglect.

 

[dudeguy]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Crimson
Well, at least he didn't throw them in the dirt and give our enemy reason to fight on.

Us getting in the middle of what was a civil war and supporting a corupt regime is what gave them reason to fight on. It would take more than someone from the Anerican side admitting the truth to keep them plugging on after decades of war and hundreds of thousands of deaths and millions of casualties!

reddawn you cant expect him to see that!

 

[InfectedMushroom]

Originally posted by: BroeBo

Originally posted by: Crimson
Well, at least he didn't throw them in the dirt and give our enemy reason to fight on.

Its all clear to me now! John Kerry is the reason our enemy fights us. They pray to a shrine of Kerry throwing his medals everyday before killing american soldiers. Osama even has a picture of Kerry in his wallet that gives him emotional support in his plans to attack the US again.

muahahahahaa. funny sh1t

 

[DoubleL]

Yep. And the VC had Dish Network to pick up on those sort of news events back then. Get a grip. I am sure they were all glued to their plasma TV's in their straw huts awaiting Kerry's next words as their impetus to act upon.
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Yes umbrella39 they had a very large group glued to their TV's and radios to see how the protest were going, That was their job. They played back the Kerry BS 24 hr. a day to some of the pow's to try and break them, , It is like they said we could have never beat the USA without the help of LT. John Kerry and people like him, He is still a hero to the north Viet Cong

 

[heartsurgeon]

yup, pretty funny...

personally, i laughed harder when i read about Kerry blowing up a pile of rice with a grenade and getting rice grains shot into his @ss cheeks!!

Almost as funny as shooting the grenade launcher into a rock and getting a sliver of the grenade richocette back and hit him (was that one of the Purple Hearts??)

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: heartsurgeon
yup, pretty funny...

personally, i laughed harder when i read about Kerry blowing up a pile of rice with a grenade and getting rice grains shot into his @ss cheeks!!

Almost as funny as shooting the grenade launcher into a rock and getting a sliver of the grenade richocette back and hit him (was that one of the Purple Hearts??)

What's even funnier is Bush getting DUIs.



Oh wait...no....those aren't funny. True, but not funny.

 

[Ogi]

yeah kerry fueled the vietnam war, ...

next up we explain how kerry got abraham lincoln assasinated!

Ogi

 

[Ogi]

Originally posted by: heartsurgeon
yup, pretty funny...

personally, i laughed harder when i read about Kerry blowing up a pile of rice with a grenade and getting rice grains shot into his @ss cheeks!!

Almost as funny as shooting the grenade launcher into a rock and getting a sliver of the grenade richocette back and hit him (was that one of the Purple Hearts??)

have you ever had to handle a weapon in a life or death situation. i know i haven't but when i was training to become a boarding team member, we used to have quick draw drills at the gun range ..where we would get very little time to put a lot of bulletholes in our target. it's been known to happen that people don't get the correct hand placement on the weapon and the slide of the gun cuts their thumbs up pretty bad. no none of the them received a purple heart, but the beretta 9mm is quite a smaller firearm than a gernade launcher. if i can cut my thumb up to the point that it's bleeding for quite some time imagine what you can do w/ a gernade launcher. it's obvious you have no experiance handling firearms, why don't you STFU because you have no idea what you are talking about.

Ogi

 

[BaliBabyDoc]

Originally posted by: heartsurgeon
yup, pretty funny...

personally, i laughed harder when i read about Kerry blowing up a pile of rice with a grenade and getting rice grains shot into his @ss cheeks!!

Almost as funny as shooting the grenade launcher into a rock and getting a sliver of the grenade richocette back and hit him (was that one of the Purple Hearts??)

I'm definitely voting for Kerry . . . but if that story is true (rice story . . . no reputable source claims the latter episode) . . . damn that's funny. He would have been better off telling the truth from the get go. That episode alone would get him plenty of "Good Ol' Boy" votes.

 

[heartsurgeon]

have you ever had to handle a weapon in a life or death situation.

Yep.....

A giant pile of rice has a motherf#cker life-theathening bad attitude...

Lucky that pile 'o rice let him off with just a @ss cheek wound....coulda killed him (sticky rice ya know)

As for shooting the rock...everyone knows a rock's gonna fight back!!!

Shoulda let that one go...

walk away..

He would have been better off telling the truth from the get go. That episode alone would get him plenty of "Good Ol' Boy" votes.

I believe your absolutely right on this one!

 

[umbrella39]

Originally posted by: heartsurgeon

have you ever had to handle a weapon in a life or death situation.

Yep.....

A giant pile of rice has a motherf#cker life-theathening bad attitude...

Lucky that pile 'o rice let him off with just a @ss cheek wound....coulda killed him (sticky rice ya know)

As for shooting the rock...everyone knows a rock's gonna fight back!!!

Shoulda let that one go...

walk away..

He would have been better off telling the truth from the get go. That episode alone would get him plenty of "Good Ol' Boy" votes.

I believe your absolutely right on this one!

Are you stoned today?