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Joke: Blonde Cooking

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mzkhadir

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MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe
said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some
extra bowls.

TUESDAY: Tom wanted fruit salad for supper.
The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise
when Tom brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before
steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't
say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY: Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said
prepare ingredients, lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom
asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies.
It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been
something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same
as when I left.

SATURDAY: Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me
to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY: Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had
was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the
oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger much to my
disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for
tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom
into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with chocolate
moose.
 
Stolen from my thread:

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
 
Old but

Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the
oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger much to my
disappointment.
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Made me chuckle
 
:thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown: / :thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown:
 
Originally posted by: Regs
Why is buying a used French weapon a good investment?

It was only dropped once.
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The punch line is: "Never fired and only dropped once."
 
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: Regs
Why is buying a used French weapon a good investment?

It was only dropped once.
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The punch line is: "Never fired and only dropped once."
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How are a decommissioned missile and a civil servant the same?

They don't work and you can't fire them.
 
Why did she interpret "beat" differently on different days of the week?
 
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