JOKE - Barber's ball

[cKGunslinger]

A man goes to a barber for a trim and a shave.

While the barber is lathering the man up for his shave, the man complains to the barber how he has a hard time getting a close shave on his cheeks.

The barber replies with a solution and pulls a small wooden ball out of this cabinet drawer. "Place the wooden ball between your cheek and gum on the right side and you will have a close shave on that side."

The man does this, and the barber shaves the right side of his face.

"Wow," exclaims the man, feeling his face, "that is great!" He then puts the ball on the left side of his mouth, and with muffled voice asks, "What happens if I accidentally swallow the ball?"

The barber says, "No worries, just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else."

 

[quakefiend420]

 

[T3C]

LOL

 

[SouthPaW1227]

haha 5/10

 

[chuckywang]

I don't get it. Does he crap it out again and for some reason, he is nice enough to dig around in his own feces to retrieve the ball and bring it back? Hence, he has been swallowing something that has been in feces? Is that the joke?

 

[hevnsnt]

ugh.. your other 2 were much better

& chuckywang yes

 

[AdamSnow]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
I don't get it. Does he crap it out again and for some reason, he is nice enough to dig around in his own feces to retrieve the ball and bring it back? Hence, he has been swallowing something that has been in feces? Is that the joke?

You are placing a BIT too much thought into the funny.

 

[nakedfrog]

Aaaaiiieeee!