Joke about Bush

[NightCrawler]

The Pope and President Bush meet with each other. Their near a lake and the Pope wants to go for a boat ride,so they take a small row boat out onto the lake. A big gust of wind blows the Pope's hat off and it ends up in the water, President Bush says don't worry about that I will get it for you. Bush gets out of the boat and begins walking on the water, he recovers the hat and gets back in the boat, the Pope thanks him.

The next day the papers reads, Bush can't swim !

 

[robh23]

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5
passengers on board but only 4 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best
NBA basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't
afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the
plane.

The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the
wife of the former US President, a NY State Senator
and a potential future president." So she took the
2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the
president of the United States of America. I have
great responsibility being the leader of a superpower
nation. And I am the cleverest president in American
history, so America's people won't let me die." So he
grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out of the
plane.

The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th
passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, "I am old and
frail and don't have many years left, and as a
Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the
last parachute."

The girl said, "It's okay, there is a parachute left >for you. America's cleverest president just took my schoolbag."

 

[sMiLeYz]

Originally posted by: robh23
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5
passengers on board but only 4 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best
NBA basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't
afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the
plane.

The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the
wife of the former US President, a NY State Senator
and a potential future president." So she took the
2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the
president of the United States of America. I have
great responsibility being the leader of a superpower
nation. And I am the cleverest president in American
history, so America's people won't let me die." So he
grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out of the
plane.

The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th
passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, "I am old and
frail and don't have many years left, and as a
Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the
last parachute."

The girl said, "It's okay, there is a parachute left >for you. America's cleverest president just took my schoolbag."

hhahahahhahahaha

 

[labrat25]

nice robh23

 

[CADsortaGUY]

Originally posted by: NightCrawler
The Pope and President Bush meet with each other. Their near a lake and the Pope wants to go for a boat ride,so they take a small row boat out onto the lake. A big gust of wind blows the Pope's hat off and it ends up in the water, President Bush says don't worry about that I will get it for you. Bush gets out of the boat and begins walking on the water, he recovers the hat and gets back in the boat, the Pope thanks him.

The next day the papers reads, Bush can't swim !

Buahahahaha!! Nice...and probably would be true also.

CkG

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: CADkindaGUY

Originally posted by: NightCrawler
The Pope and President Bush meet with each other. Their near a lake and the Pope wants to go for a boat ride,so they take a small row boat out onto the lake. A big gust of wind blows the Pope's hat off and it ends up in the water, President Bush says don't worry about that I will get it for you. Bush gets out of the boat and begins walking on the water, he recovers the hat and gets back in the boat, the Pope thanks him.

The next day the papers reads, Bush can't swim !

Buahahahaha!! Nice...and probably would be true also.

CkG

:Q

 

[robh23]

try the bush wordifier and the economists, well funnay