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Joke #8

sonz70

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A priest comes out of the church to find Little Johnny sitting on the steps killing ants by smashing them with his thumb, saying, "F~cking ants," with each smash.

"What are you doing!?!?!"

"I'm killing these f~cking ants."

Visibly upset, the priest sits next to Johnny, "My son, don't you know that it is wrong to harm any of God's creatures? God created every living being and it is a sin to kill any of them, including ants."

Johnny thinks about this a minute and says, "But these ants don't do anything. They just bother people."

The priest responds, "Everything in life has a purpose my son, including these ants. I want you to go home and think about that. In fact, I challenge you to come back here in one week and see if you can think of three things in life that do not have a purpose."

One week passes and the priest emerges from the church to find Little Johnny sitting on the steps, smashing ants with his thumb, reciting the same "F~cking ants" phrase.

Rushing over to him, the priest says, "My son, I thought I told you that everything has a purpose and it is a sin to interfere with that purpose! Why are you killing these ants? Did you do as I instructed? Were you really able to think of three things in life that do not have a purpose?"

Little Johnny looks up at the priest and says, "Yeah, I thought of three things that don't have a purpose. Tits on a nun, Balls on a priest and these f~cking ants !"

 
Originally posted by: sonz70
A priest comes out of the church to find Little Johnny sitting on the steps killing ants by smashing them with his thumb, saying, "F~cking ants," with each smash.

"What are you doing!?!?!"

"I'm killing these f~cking ants."

Visibly upset, the priest sits next to Johnny, "My son, don't you know that it is wrong to harm any of God's creatures? God created every living being and it is a sin to kill any of them, including ants."

Johnny thinks about this a minute and says, "But these ants don't do anything. They just bother people."

The priest responds, "Everything in life has a purpose my son, including these ants. I want you to go home and think about that. In fact, I challenge you to come back here in one week and see if you can think of three things in life that do not have a purpose."

One week passes and the priest emerges from the church to find Little Johnny sitting on the steps, smashing ants with his thumb, reciting the same "F~cking ants" phrase.

Rushing over to him, the priest says, "My son, I thought I told you that everything has a purpose and it is a sin to interfere with that purpose! Why are you killing these ants? Did you do as I instructed? Were you really able to think of three things in life that do not have a purpose?"

Little Johnny looks up at the priest and says, "Yeah, I thought of three things that don't have a purpose. Tits on a nun, Balls on a priest and these f~cking ants !"

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