Joining the F.B.I. (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

Brutuskend

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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the F.B.I. agents took one of
the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said "You don't have what it takes, take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the instruction to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat the bastard to death with the chair".

Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them. ;)
 

waggy

No Lifer
Dec 14, 2000
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bwhahah nice. I have always said women are the cause off all evil. if it was not for eve we wouldnt be in this mess!
 

Gurck

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Mar 16, 2004
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Originally posted by: waggy
bwhahah nice. I have always said women are the cause off all evil. if it was not for eve we wouldnt be in this mess!

We'd also have dreadlocks sprouting from our palms
 

TMPadmin

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Jul 23, 2001
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Too predictable, If I may add one... I'm sure you all heard it - Ronald Regan said it in his last speech.

A woman goes into a bridal shop and said I need a wedding dress for my fourth wedding. The clerk says "what exactly are you looking for?" She replies; "Something white with lace and beautiful". The clerk says "well, I'm sure you are aware that white is usually reserved for younger more "pure" women, if you know what I mean". The woman replies; "Yes I do but let me explain. My first husband was so excited after the wedding he had a heart attack in the limo and died. My second husband and I had a huge argument after the ceremony we didn't even make it to the reception - we had that annulled." Interested the clerk says ?well what about your third husband?"

The woman replies; "Well, he was a democrat. For four years he would just sit at the end of the bed and tell me how good it was going to be".

Sorry It made me laugh when I heard it again this weekend.