Join US army, get big breasts

[kalster]

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[Kenazo]

quoted an Army spokeswoman as saying, "the surgeons have to have someone to practice on."

ROFL!

 

[yukichigai]

So if I joined up, I could get those Double-Ds I've always wanted?

I wonder how they'd go with my goatee....

 

[kami333]

lol

I remember reading something similar about the British army too.

 

[Heisenberg]

Cool. We're not only the best trained and equipped military in the world, we're also the prettiest.

 

[Kelemvor]

no pics. bah.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Kenazo

quoted an Army spokeswoman as saying, "the surgeons have to have someone to practice on."

ROFL!

Hahahah...I'm sure that makes them feel safer.

 

[Ynog]

Lets see here, Plastic Surgery for free by a navy doctor or plastic surgery at cost from a plastic surgeon.

 

[Anubis]

thats really funny

 

[ViRGE]

Originally posted by: Ynog
Lets see here, Plastic Surgery for free by a navy doctor or plastic surgery at cost from a plastic surgeon.

I'll take the plastic surgeon; you get what you pay for in many cases.

 

[HamSupLo]

what about penis enlargements and lengthening?

 

[brigden]

Well, now the Army's surgeons will get the practice for that must needed skill of putting in breast implants in the heat of war.

"Captain, she's pretty banged up. Doc's not sure she'll make it, but he's going to give her double dees and hopefully she'll be back to finish her tour after a little downtime and some R&R."

"Good stuff, Jenkins."

"Sir?"

"Yes, what is it, Jenkins?"

"Sir, permission to ask her out after the surgery, sir."

"Roger that."

 

[bandana163]

The new army foodstuff is even better.
Just urinate on the package, open it and eat it, the filter will clean the liquid substance it contacts, and will only let the water pass through. The water hydrates the dried foodstuff and voila, dinner!

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: brigden
Well, now the Army's surgeons will get the practice for that must needed skill of putting in breast implants in the heat of war.

"Captain, she's pretty banged up. Doc's not sure she'll make it, but he's going to give her double dees and hopefully she'll be back to finish her tour after a little downtime and some R&R."

"Good stuff, Jenkins."

"Sir?"

"Yes, what is it, Jenkins?"

"Sir, permission to ask her out after the surgery, sir."

"Roger that."

LOL.

 

[TitanDiddly]

I'll join the army to get liposuction!

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: Vaerilis
The new army foodstuff is even better.
Just urinate on the package, open it and eat it, the filter will clean the liquid substance it contracts, and will only let the water pass through. The water hydrates the dried foodstuff and voila, dinner!

Are you serious?

That's pretty cool if it's true. A little freaky, but cool.

 

[bandana163]

Originally posted by: yukichigai

Originally posted by: Vaerilis
The new army foodstuff is even better.
Just urinate on the package, open it and eat it, the filter will clean the liquid substance it contracts, and will only let the water pass through. The water hydrates the dried foodstuff and voila, dinner!

Are you serious?

That's pretty cool if it's true. A little freaky, but cool.

It seems to be true, I've heard it on the news tonight.
I've also found a link to a news site, but I can't find a truly useful Hungarian -> English site translator

 

[OutHouse]

no way in hell would i let a Army quack cut on my wife for plastic surgery.

 

[brunswickite]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Cool. We're not only the best trained and equipped military in the world, we're also the prettiest.

haha very nice

 

[simms]

Spend a night with britney for $350!

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: brigden
Well, now the Army's surgeons will get the practice for that must needed skill of putting in breast implants in the heat of war.

"Captain, she's pretty banged up. Doc's not sure she'll make it, but he's going to give her double dees and hopefully she'll be back to finish her tour after a little downtime and some R&R."

"Good stuff, Jenkins."

"Sir?"

"Yes, what is it, Jenkins?"

"Sir, permission to ask her out after the surgery, sir."

"Roger that."

LMAO

 

[godmare]

Originally posted by: yukichigai
So if I joined up, I could get those Double-Ds I've always wanted?

I wonder how they'd go with my goatee....

ugh

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: simms
Spend a night with britney for $350!

1) That in no way applies to this article.
2) The site it's hosted on is littered with popups.

Post better links next time.

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: godmare

Originally posted by: yukichigai
So if I joined up, I could get those Double-Ds I've always wanted?

I wonder how they'd go with my goatee....

ugh

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[jpeyton]

Great for women who want Triple-D wall-eyed boobs.