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Join US army, get big breasts

So if I joined up, I could get those Double-Ds I've always wanted?

I wonder how they'd go with my goatee....
 
Lets see here, Plastic Surgery for free by a navy doctor or plastic surgery at cost from a plastic surgeon.
 
Originally posted by: Ynog
Lets see here, Plastic Surgery for free by a navy doctor or plastic surgery at cost from a plastic surgeon.
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I'll take the plastic surgeon; you get what you pay for in many cases. 😱
 
Well, now the Army's surgeons will get the practice for that must needed skill of putting in breast implants in the heat of war.

"Captain, she's pretty banged up. Doc's not sure she'll make it, but he's going to give her double dees and hopefully she'll be back to finish her tour after a little downtime and some R&R."

"Good stuff, Jenkins."

"Sir?"

"Yes, what is it, Jenkins?"

"Sir, permission to ask her out after the surgery, sir."

"Roger that."
 
The new army foodstuff is even better.
Just urinate on the package, open it and eat it, the filter will clean the liquid substance it contacts, and will only let the water pass through. The water hydrates the dried foodstuff and voila, dinner!
 
Originally posted by: brigden
Well, now the Army's surgeons will get the practice for that must needed skill of putting in breast implants in the heat of war.

"Captain, she's pretty banged up. Doc's not sure she'll make it, but he's going to give her double dees and hopefully she'll be back to finish her tour after a little downtime and some R&R."

"Good stuff, Jenkins."

"Sir?"

"Yes, what is it, Jenkins?"

"Sir, permission to ask her out after the surgery, sir."

"Roger that."
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LOL.
 
Originally posted by: Vaerilis
The new army foodstuff is even better.
Just urinate on the package, open it and eat it, the filter will clean the liquid substance it contracts, and will only let the water pass through. The water hydrates the dried foodstuff and voila, dinner!
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Are you serious?

That's pretty cool if it's true. A little freaky, but cool. 😛
 
Originally posted by: yukichigai
Originally posted by: Vaerilis
The new army foodstuff is even better.
Just urinate on the package, open it and eat it, the filter will clean the liquid substance it contracts, and will only let the water pass through. The water hydrates the dried foodstuff and voila, dinner!
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Are you serious?

That's pretty cool if it's true. A little freaky, but cool. 😛
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It seems to be true, I've heard it on the news tonight.
I've also found a link to a news site, but I can't find a truly useful Hungarian -> English site translator 🙁
 
Originally posted by: brigden
Well, now the Army's surgeons will get the practice for that must needed skill of putting in breast implants in the heat of war.

"Captain, she's pretty banged up. Doc's not sure she'll make it, but he's going to give her double dees and hopefully she'll be back to finish her tour after a little downtime and some R&R."

"Good stuff, Jenkins."

"Sir?"

"Yes, what is it, Jenkins?"

"Sir, permission to ask her out after the surgery, sir."

"Roger that."
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LMAO
 
Originally posted by: godmare
Originally posted by: yukichigai
So if I joined up, I could get those Double-Ds I've always wanted?

I wonder how they'd go with my goatee....
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