Join the Pink Haired Witches Cult

ltk007

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Are you lost in life, have no cause, no purpose? Do you aimlessly wander the AT boards looking for a place to nef, posting without reason looking for some sort of satisfaction in life? Do you need help, mentally and socially? Are you a man who wishes he were a woman, a woman, or is your sex as of yet undeterminable by modern science? Do you get a lot of action in bed?

If you answered yes to any of these question, join the pink haired witches cult. We will help you find the guidance in life that you need, we will help you find your path on AT, in computers, in social situations, and in making sweet sweet lovin. We will give your life meaning, and give you the moral and emotional support you need in life.

To quote the famous windogg

I too was once a lost soul wandering the Earth in search of meaning. I was but an empty shell encasing an empty soul that was drowning in the darkness of despair. Then I saw the light and I was pulled from the abyss of the damned. Join us dear friends. It is simple and quick. Change thy avatar to Asian Woman 1 and all your worldly pain shall rise from your physical being. We shall reach a higher state of consciousness as one!!!


Join us:
Thundebooty: The Mythical Chosen One
Adul
tuffguy
stefan
Killbat
fallenoncrack
Girlfriday
ltk007
and the godly elite Windogg


We bring the enlightenment you seek. It is you that takes the first step in the journey but it is the Pinked Haired Witches that guide your way.
 

Regine

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I'm still waiting for my lioness icon. Until then I'll be this other blonde pussy cat. Sorry Evan :p
 

Optimus

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I would but I like being a man.


... and I'm not a big enough nef too, I think...


;)



 

ltk007

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Toolgirl, forever will you remain damned among the depths of Anandtech forums. You shall not find the light unless you seek the holiness of the pink haired witches.
 

ltk007

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Optimus, your posts are just as useless as the rest of us. No nef is too small, no post has too little insignificance.

Plus, the woman part is great. Believe me, having your own breasts is highly underated by those that actually do. Not to mention the ability to use vibrators with half the cleanup and disgustingness :Q (or so says adul...)
 

snow patrol

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Not this again! :p

I'm trying to remember, was it me who came up with the phrase?? I have an odd feeling it was, but I may be mistaken. (Can't be assed to hunt the archives)
 

Napalm381

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Listen, you pink haired transsexual freaks. I will NEVER join your twisted cult.

/me smacks the pink hairs with a big fat stinky trout.
 

ltk007

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The snowmen and the platipi are the most evil of all AT icons, and will forever be doomed to eternal bashiment in the land of "forum issues"
 

Yeeny

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Oh sorry Stefan, I did not see you there. I just thought I was looking at my own reflection.. ;)
 

Elita1

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alright I'm in, but can we do something about this makeup? blue eyeshadow and bubblegum pink lipstick only looks good on the guys:Q;)
 

ltk007

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Bah, we need more witches! And Elita, that was the briefest stay in the history of the witches. We need long time converts.
 

Optimus

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<< your posts are just as useless as the rest of us >>



Oh I know that! Its just that true neffdom is an art - one I still need to perfect! ;) :D

Maybe by the time I'm Golden..., heh?

:D:D:D

Besides - I think I'm one of the last YELLOW NUCLEAR TRIANGLE OF DEATH s left!
 

ltk007

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I thought it was YELLOW NUCLEAR TRIAGLE OF DEATH. Anyway, I used to be one of them, but I found my true fulfillment of my nefstiny in the pink haired cult.