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MoPHo

MoPHo

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Hi there everyone. With so much love going around on the forums, I thought it'd be nice to touch upon some of the subjects creating all the friendly debates going on tonight as well as all the time on the forums here.

Hypothetical situation: Jessica simply enjoys downloading cowboy buttsecks movies via torrent legally (only adding to the need for a bandwidth cap) while eating her vegan tofu burger, getting an abortion and preaching abstinence by throwing bibles at people. Do you agree that this should be allowed? Is there something that you wish to clarify in what has been described above?

Discuss.
 
I there MoPHo. Thank you for inviting everyone to your intellectual debate. I'm glad to be here. However, I feel compelled to asked, based simply on the pulse of the general populace, where can we find bulk beef?
 
Originally posted by: Nik
I there MoPHo. Thank you for inviting everyone to your intellectual debate. I'm glad to be here. However, I feel compelled to asked, based simply on the pulse of the general populace, where can we find bulk beef?
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Thanks for joining, Nik. Bulk beef can be found in the flesh of your opposing political party's body.
 
Originally posted by: MoPHo
Is there something that you wish to clarify in what has been described above?
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Yes, as long as it's the SUBBED version of cowboy bebop and not the dubbed version.
 
Does she need a job? I would hire someone who can multitask like that.
 
Originally posted by: MoPHo
Originally posted by: Nik
I there MoPHo. Thank you for inviting everyone to your intellectual debate. I'm glad to be here. However, I feel compelled to asked, based simply on the pulse of the general populace, where can we find bulk beef?
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Thanks for joining, Nik. Bulk beef can be found in the flesh of your opposing political party's body.
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Thank you for your clear and concise reply in such a timely fashion! This does lead to another question, though. If I'm a Libertarian, who do I lunge for in my search for beef? I know politicians are fatcats and all so do you think it would be possible to get an alternator-sized chunk from each of them?
 
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: MoPHo
Originally posted by: Nik
I there MoPHo. Thank you for inviting everyone to your intellectual debate. I'm glad to be here. However, I feel compelled to asked, based simply on the pulse of the general populace, where can we find bulk beef?
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Thanks for joining, Nik. Bulk beef can be found in the flesh of your opposing political party's body.
Click to expand...

Thank you for your clear and concise reply in such a timely fashion! This does lead to another question, though. If I'm a Libertarian, who do I lunge for in my search for beef? I know politicians are fatcats and all so do you think it would be possible to get an alternator-sized chunk from each of them?
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Well Nik, that's one doozy of a question. I'd have to say that someone who supports an authoritarian or populist form of government would be a good choice for you. Just remember to cook your meet. We wouldn't want you to get sick and require some of our universal health care 😉
 
Originally posted by: MoPHo
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: MoPHo
Originally posted by: Nik
I there MoPHo. Thank you for inviting everyone to your intellectual debate. I'm glad to be here. However, I feel compelled to asked, based simply on the pulse of the general populace, where can we find bulk beef?
Click to expand...

Thanks for joining, Nik. Bulk beef can be found in the flesh of your opposing political party's body.
Click to expand...

Thank you for your clear and concise reply in such a timely fashion! This does lead to another question, though. If I'm a Libertarian, who do I lunge for in my search for beef? I know politicians are fatcats and all so do you think it would be possible to get an alternator-sized chunk from each of them?
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Well Nik, that's one doozy of a question. I'd have to say that someone who supports an authoritarian or populist form of government would be a good choice for you. Just remember to cook your meet. We wouldn't want you to get sick and require some of our universal health care 😉
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Okay I lol'd 😀

Well done, sir. :thumbsup:😎:beer:
 
Originally posted by: Epic Fail
Let's discuss a world class problem, what's the secret to the success of waffles?
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Similar to most extremists, waffles look intimidating to someone unfamiliar to them. Their sharp edges should not be mistaken for a bad thing. They are soft, and delicious once cooked properly and served with a side of bacon, again like extremists.
 
Do touch typists enjoy a richer and more fulfilling erotic life due to their learned digital dexterity, or is that just an urban myth promulgated by cougar librarian types in order to capture my precious bodily fluids?
 
Originally posted by: Perknose
Do touch typists enjoy a richer and more fulfilling erotic life due to their learned digital dexterity, or is that just an urban myth promulgated by cougar librarian types in order to capture my precious bodily fluids?
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The ladies like my magic fingers.
 
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