Johnny Depp has the best job in the world

[sportage]

Into the Woods
The Wolf (completed) 2014

London Fields (post-production) 2014

Mortdecai
Charles Mortdecai (post-production) 2015

Black Mass (post-production)
Whitey Bulger (post-production) 2015

Yoga Hosers
Guy Lapointe (filming) 2015

Alice in Wonderland: Through the Looking Glass
Mad Hatter (filming) 2016

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Captain Jack Sparrow (pre-production) 2017

 

[manimal]

i think he must be a clone. Three or four of him out there. Or has green screen shortened the time actors spend on set?

 

[Sonikku]

And yet he's still poorer than Seinfeld.

 

[DigDog]

or he just phones it in

 

[Mai72]

And yet he's still poorer than Seinfeld.

But richer than 99% of America.

 

[It's Not Lupus]

When has he ever played a normal role?

 

[manimal]

When has he ever played a normal role?

your a teenager right?



there is no such thing as normal.

 

[Fingolfin269]

Spoler alert!

Does getting sucked into a waterbed while dreaming count as normal?

 

[Fritzo]

Actually Vanna White has the best job in the world. She makes $8 million a year to tap on letters on a game show. That's it. She does noting else. $8 million.

 

[DrPizza]

I saw an interview of him on Letterman or Leno. He commented that he hasn't even seen his movies. He doesn't watch movies, he doesn't watch television. I'm not sure how truthful that statement was, but think about how many extra hours a year you have to do things if you don't watch television or movies (or post on AT).

 

[blackdogdeek]

Actually Vanna White has the best job in the world. She makes $8 million a year to tap on letters on a game show. That's it. She does noting else. $8 million.

No way! Do you know how hard it is to remain professional and not laugh out loud when confronted with this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npgzz42IEiE

 

[manimal]

No way! Do you know how hard it is to remain professional and not laugh out loud when confronted with this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npgzz42IEiE

holy crap. That kids an embarrsement to indiana.

 

[Printer Bandit]

he can spend more time on amber heard.

 

[soulcougher73]

No way! Do you know how hard it is to remain professional and not laugh out loud when confronted with this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npgzz42IEiE

LOL WTF..this is a joke right? He be trolling?

 

[Sonikku]

I saw an interview of him on Letterman or Leno. He commented that he hasn't even seen his movies. He doesn't watch movies, he doesn't watch television. I'm not sure how truthful that statement was, but think about how many extra hours a year you have to do things if you don't watch television or movies (or post on AT).

So he doesn't even go to the premier of his own flicks?

 

[SearchMaster]

He was in a band with my roommate's brother-in-law just before he hit it big in 21 Jump Street. I was offered his guitar amp when my roommate's father was cleaning out the garage but I don't play the guitar.

That thing would be worth ten's today.

 

[rsbennett00]

Spoler alert!

Does getting sucked into a waterbed while dreaming count as normal?

That was a waterbed? Huh, the things one forgets over time...

 

[rsbennett00]

Actually Vanna White has the best job in the world. She makes $8 million a year to tap on letters on a game show. That's it. She does noting else. $8 million.

In her defense, she used to have to rotate the letters.

 

[zinfamous]

holy crap. That kids an embarrsement to indiana.

hey, he still won, right? That's hilarious either way.

 

[zinfamous]

In her defense, she used to have to rotate the letters.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

Little known fact: Vanna White developing "letter elbow" in 1986 lead to the development of capacitive touch screen technology.

 

[Sonikku]

In her defense, she used to have to rotate the letters.

I liked it more when she had to rotate the letters. When it's electronic it feels like her being there is little more than superfluous.

 

[smackababy]

By best job in the world, do you mean job where he is paid to be in bad movies? Because, I can't think of a recent Depp movie that wasn't terrible. His last good movie was Blow, and that was over 10 years ago.

 

[blackdogdeek]

By best job in the world, do you mean job where he is paid to be in bad movies? Because, I can't think of a recent Depp movie that wasn't terrible. His last good movie was Blow, and that was over 10 years ago.

What are you talking about? He was in the 21 Jump Street movie and that movie was awesome.

 

[Ns1]

And yet he's still poorer than Seinfeld.

Doubtful

 

[Imp]

Into the Woods is weird... Huge, all star cast with singing. Mish mash of faerie tales.

Can't believe they waited so long to do another Pirates. That thing is a license to print money.