Johnny Appleseed's apples weren't for eating

[DaTT]

My fiancee's 26 year old daughter and her friends are all in to ciders now.

I tried one, do not want.

The shit makes my insides hurt.

 

[mikeford]

Wikipedia has a more balanced view of John Chapman, what we see in general is dumbed down Disney version of history written by the winners, followed by revisions to suit whoever is doing the revising.

This looks like a reasonable fair short bio.
http://www.biography.com/people/johnny-appleseed-38103#death-and-legend

Key thing it points out is the difference between the actual man and the legend.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

200 years from now people will tell the tale of Steve Appleman, an ingenius man dressed in black who went far and wide providing free, magical devices to children.

:biggrin: I laughed. +50 internets to you sir.

 

[andylawcc]

Racist comment and I wasn't fucking talking to you.

Yet you think I am the racist here.

GG but you are so angry at me you are failing.

/we have a bad ass here. jpg

 

[destrekor]

The shit makes my insides hurt.

It was suggested I try one, so I had someone pick up a 6 pack.

Ugh, way, way too much sugar in my alcohol. It tasted fine, tasty actually... but not something I'll drink, as even a glass of juice is a rare treat. That much sugar that quick is just a recipe for my body to remind me why I usually abstain from such beverages.



Speaking of apples and drinks, however... anyone have any insight into Tom's Foolery Applejack? I've never found it around Toledo.

 

[IAteYourMother]

It was suggested I try one, so I had someone pick up a 6 pack.

Ugh, way, way too much sugar in my alcohol. It tasted fine, tasty actually... but not something I'll drink, as even a glass of juice is a rare treat. That much sugar that quick is just a recipe for my body to remind me why I usually abstain from such beverages.



Speaking of apples and drinks, however... anyone have any insight into Tom's Foolery Applejack? I've never found it around Toledo.

you should probably get dry cider

 

[alkemyst]

/we have a bad ass here. jpg

Please sit down, sir.

 

[TheSlamma]

you should probably get dry cider

No he should just stick with mans drinks, forget the hipster and women's FAD bullshit