There's a priest, a minister
and a rabbi.
They're out playing golf and
they're trying to decide...
how much to give to charity.
So the priest says, we'll
draw a circle on the ground...
...we'll throw the money way up
in the air and whatever lands
inside the circle,
we give to charity.
The minister says "no", we'll
draw a circle on the ground...
throw the money way up in the air
and whatever lands outside...
...that's what we give to charity.
The rabbi says "no, no, no"...
we'll throw the money way
up in the air...
and whatever God wants,
He keeps.
EDIT: wholey bad copy and paste batman...