John Pinette - Freaking Hilarious Comic

[Kelemvor]

Most people know him as the "You been here 4 hour. You go now!" chinese buffet guy.

We were talking about him at work last week so I found a bunch of videos on Youtube. Some had me crying I was laughing so hard.

Enjoy.


Buffets
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUosUk6X9gE

Skiing, Eating Salad, Nay Nay, Ewok Impression
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3xuZeFABdI

Waiting in Lines/Browsing, Shopping Cards
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrdDVdH-yes

Part 2: Chinese Buffet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-sEg73tF8s

More Waiting in Lines
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUlf1F05gTA

Camping
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLWTblCSswY

 

[needalife]

lmao....

 

[Kelemvor]

Well, at least one person liked it. heh heh. Or else the others are still watching the clips...

 

[glutenberg]

Hilarious. I always feel a bit bad for overweight comics. If they drop their weight, part of their old act is gone. If they keep their weight, they lose too.

 

[Kelemvor]

He had gastric bypass surgery or whatever and is no where near his old weight. He said he was over 450 at one point and now is sill way up there but not that bad.

 

[TehMac]

He is so funny, hahaha

 

[StevenYoo]

this one had me really cracking up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpMkRIXhLH0

"sono affamato."
"HEYYYY, A-LOOK-AT-A-YOU, EH???"

Great LOL of China!

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: StevenYoo
this one had me really cracking up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpMkRIXhLH0

"sono affamato."
"HEYYYY, A-LOOK-AT-A-YOU, EH???"

Great LOL of China!

ROFLMFAO!


"you know how when you get full, you un-button your pants? Mine were down around my ankles."

 

[Kelemvor]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: StevenYoo
this one had me really cracking up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpMkRIXhLH0

"sono affamato."
"HEYYYY, A-LOOK-AT-A-YOU, EH???"

Great LOL of China!

ROFLMFAO!


"you know how when you get full, you un-button your pants? Mine were down around my ankles."

I forgot about that one. That's another hilarious clip.

 

[mrrman]

this guy is great, would like to see him live

 

[Jhill]

I remember once and he was talking about how the manager at a buffet was a jerk and he said something like "He would come out every hour and give us a dirty look." LOL

 

[Kelemvor]

Yeah, that's in a few of the links I provided...