Joey Tribbiani vs. Charlie Harper.

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Remember Joey? He was a cool guys' guy, didn't care much about anything, gets the girls and was a regular fella that you could hang out with. Then came Charlie Harper, for some reasons I think Charlie makes Joey looks like a dork.

If you were going to a bar, who's gonna be your wing man?
 

ProfJohn

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The Fonz, because he gets so many chicks that there are bound to be leftovers :)
 

JJChicken

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Charlie as my wingman because Joey wouldn't a very good one because once the chicks see him then I have no chance.
 

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Originally posted by: MustISO
Who is Charlie Harper?

I assumed it was David Leisure's character on Empty Nest, because he's pretty much the same as Joey, but apparently it's Charlie Sheen's character on Two and a Half Men.
 

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Lifer
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I'd rather have Joey as my wingman. Joey was a good and loyal friend, and he was willing to step aside and let Chandler or Ross have a shot at a girl. I don't see Charlie doing that.
 

mugs

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Barack Obama
Charlie as my wingman because Joey wouldn't a very good one because once the chicks see him then I have no chance.

Until they see his STD ad. Also, you think you have a chance against Charlie Sheen? :p
 

GagHalfrunt

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Joey was stupid, had a crappy NY apartment and was usually broke. Charlie is smarter, funnier, has a Malibu beach house and is rich enough to pick up the tab. I'd much rather hang out with him.
 

MotF Bane

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Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Joey was stupid, had a crappy NY apartment and was usually broke. Charlie is smarter, funnier, has a Malibu beach house and is rich enough to pick up the tab. I'd much rather hang out with him.

This.
 

JJChicken

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Originally posted by: MotF Bane
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Joey was stupid, had a crappy NY apartment and was usually broke. Charlie is smarter, funnier, has a Malibu beach house and is rich enough to pick up the tab. I'd much rather hang out with him.

This.

i always wondered how charlie was so rich without working. anyone know?
 

boomerang

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Originally posted by: Barack Obama
Originally posted by: MotF Bane
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Joey was stupid, had a crappy NY apartment and was usually broke. Charlie is smarter, funnier, has a Malibu beach house and is rich enough to pick up the tab. I'd much rather hang out with him.

This.

i always wondered how charlie was so rich without working. anyone know?
He writes jingles. Lately, he's been writing childrens songs.
 

dbk

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Charlie Harper drinks, smokes (cigars) and fucks every type of pussy there is...and he's in tip top shape. He works at home and has a housekeeper to cook and clean for him. He drives a Benz and lives by the beach in Malibu.

Joey has "How you doin'?" and is dumb as a rock.


No brainer.
 

mugs

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Originally posted by: Mo0o
Barney Stinson

No contest. He combines the loyalty of Joey with the income of Charlie, and he's pretty much the epitome of awesomeness.
 

mugs

Lifer
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Originally posted by: dbk
Charlie Harper drinks, smokes (cigars) and fucks every type of pussy there is...and he's in tip top shape. He works at home and has a housekeeper to cook and clean for him. He drives a Benz and lives by the beach in Malibu.

Joey has "How you doin'?" and is dumb as a rock.


No brainer.

You're picking a wingman, not a husband. ;)
 

dbk

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Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: dbk
Charlie Harper drinks, smokes (cigars) and fucks every type of pussy there is...and he's in tip top shape. He works at home and has a housekeeper to cook and clean for him. He drives a Benz and lives by the beach in Malibu.

Joey has "How you doin'?" and is dumb as a rock.


No brainer.

You're picking a wingman, not a husband. ;)

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/puts pants on