Joey Porter would want Osama Bin Laden to play for the Dolphins it would mean a win

NGC_604

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The Dolphins might have some wins if they hadn't wasted money on a loud-mouthed loser who isn't worth a damn thing without a great team to back him up.
 

Alistar7

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Joey who? Sounds like one of the many pro-bowl linebackers, until they left Pitt lol....
 

puffff

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bin laden would make a great running back. he's so elusive, we havent been able to catch him for years
 

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Originally posted by: puffff
bin laden would make a great running back. he's so elusive, we havent been able to catch him for years

Plus you could pump the roids directly into his dialysis machine.
 

Pocatello

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Why won't the Dolphins cultivate their own talents instead of giving $$$ away to a bunch of has-been geezers? Trent Green and Joey Porter for example.