Coach Joe has been a great guy over the years. For several years, he had a special program for his "learning-challenged" athletes.
One Friday, he called "Bubba" into his office, and told him that his grades were failing, and that if he couldn't do better, he'd have to cut him from the team.
Bubba was heartbroken. All he knew was football....
Coach Joe told him that if he could answer 2 questions right, he could get him a waiver, and he could stay on the team...
Question 1...
How many days in a week start with "T"?
Question 2...
How many "D"s are there in "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"?
He sent Bubba home, and think on it, and come back the following Monday with the answers.
"OK", said Bubba...
Come Monday, Bubba showed back up in Coach Joe's office...
"Well Bubba, do you have the correct answers"? Coach Joe asked.
"Yessir, Coach, I think so", he replied...
"OK, Question one...How many days of the week start with "T"?
Bubba thinks for a minute, and says; "2 Coach...Today, and Tomorrow".
Coach Joe looks at him for a minute, and says "Well, that's not quite the answer I was looking for, but the number is right, so I"ll give you that one".
"Now, Question 2...How many "D"'s are in "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"? Coach Joe asked.
Bubba says, "Coach, that one gave me a LOT of problems, and I thunk on it for the whole weekend, but I think I finally got it...The answer is 43".
"Uhhh, How did you get that Bubba?" the coach asked.
"Well coach, "dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee. Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-deeeee."........
Bubba started in that weeks game...