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Jock vs Nerd

YoungGun21

Platinum Member
Is It Better To Be A Jock Or A Nerd?
The answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?":


Michael Jordan made over $300,000 a game. That equals $10,000 a minute, at an average of 30 minutes per game.

With $40 million in endorsements, he made $178,100 a day, working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $9.50, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.

If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.

He'd make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.

If he wanted to save up for a new Acura SLX (about $90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.

He'd probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed around $30,000 during that round.

Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), he will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.

If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.

He'd make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics.

He'd make about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.

While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'd pull in about $5600.

In his last year, he made more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.

... However...

... If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 250 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.

Game over. Nerd wins.
 
So none of you people got a chuckle out of this? Its not super hilarious but its still kind of funny.

Why do i even bother posting on these forums?
 
Look, not all "jocks" make anything close to what MJ makes. And there aren't any "nerds" who come close to touching what Bill Gates has made.

Comparing the two people and then generalizing the two social groups is just plain silly.
 
It's not jock vs. nerd, it's rich vs. poor.

Michael Jordan is more likely to sip tea with Bill Gates than hang out with some geek on a forum.
 
Its a joke people! I did not make it up... I saw it and noticed it wasn't in the 1st 4 pages of ATOT so posted it.

Its not supposed to represent the whole status of neither jocks nor nerds. I also know that these 2 are not the typical jock or nerd. Its a joke...
 
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