job spam from Monster.com

[QueBert]

I get a lot of crap spam from having my resume on Monster.com

e have reviewed your resume at Monster.com and are eager to inform you that we are ready to offer you a vacant position of the "Financial Agent".NzQ wNDY

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We looked through your skills and became sure that you correspond to our requirements.MT c5

The position of the "Financial Agent" will require from you a half-day activity.
Your work will consist in transferring money among our clients.

Job scheme will comprise the following:Nm QxZ

1. You get a check by mail.ZTJ lZm

2. Than you cash itMjd jZ

3. You transfer the money to our clientsOT g4

Your earning will be 8 % of the amount of each check.NzEy OTZ

Additionally we are going to effect you $ 1500 as your salary at the end of each month.OTU zNmI

Required skills to start this jobWRi YzNi

- Honesty, responsibility and promptness in operations;YmMz NTJ

- Prior customer service experience is a good benefit;MTY 0M

- Internet and e-mail skills; Experience in online work;NT M3Z

- Good communications skillsZD I0


I've gotten these types of emails before but never from Monster, I need a job and this sounds great, but I dunno sometime tells me it wouldn't work out

 

[pontifex]

sounds like you'd eventually be moving to a new (small) office with 3 free meals a day, an exercise yard, guards, and bars on the windows and doors.

 

[Anubis]

i get that crap every day, i really should delete my monster accnt

 

[Jeeebus]

Originally posted by: pontifex
sounds like you'd eventually be moving to a new (small) office with 3 free meals a day, an exercise yard, guards, and bars on the windows and doors.

sign me up