Job hunting......................

[Shuxclams]

When this is what business's are loking for its hard to know WTF they really want...



<< A company in Century City is currently looking for a
Network Engineer for their office. The ideal
candidate would have 5 years experience in network
design and server architecture to support a
peer-to-peer network. Company offers benefits, stock
options, and a competitive salary for all levels of
employees. >>



Either they are total retards or HR has their heads where the sun don't shine.







SHUX

 

[Locutus of Board]

Give me 2 PC's and a crosscable. I'll show them how good I am at that.

 

[Windogg]

My favorite was an ad that mentioned, &quot;3 years experience in administering Windows 2000 Server&quot; Uhhhhh...... alllllll righty thennnnnnnnnn.

Windogg

 

[vi edit]

So you're saying that MCSE I got to hook up file and print sharing via netbeui was a waste?

Dammit!!!

 

[Shuxclams]

<< The ideal
candidate would have 5 years experience in network
design and server architecture >>



to support



<< support a
peer-to-peer network. >>






RETARDS! AGH!









SHUX

 

[ajskydiver]

....sucks bad.

Just went to an interview over an hour away...and was offered a job to teach PART TIME! Like I would relocate for a PT job. What were they thinking?

 

[Chooie]

What kills me more is that fact that intelligent IT people such as ourselves actually have to respond to these ads... do you really want to work for a company that places ads like this?

 

[vi edit]

And the worse part is that the HR person that wrote up the add knows the most about computers in the company. And it just goes downhill from there.

Trying to explain the concept of a VPN to my boss was like trying to explain the concept of &quot;NO&quot; to a 1 year old