Jimmy Kimmel explains Miss South Carolina

[Phokus]

http://www.flicklife.com/d20ec...at_Miss_Teen_said.html

It makes so much sense now!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RaiderJ]

Why do beauty pageant competitors even talk?

 

[Phokus]

Originally posted by: RaiderJ
Why do beauty pageant competitors even talk?

To give the pageant the facade of appreciating other qualities of the 'US American' contestants 'such as' intelligence instead of only superficial qualities 'such as' her looks... 'THE IRAQ!'

 

[Rudee]

This thread is terrible. Such as Iraq and US American.

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: RaiderJ
Why do beauty pageant competitors even talk?

You want a winner who will be able to talk at the events you send her to. Yes, she needs a nice rack, but you really don't want to send your newly crowned queen to the grand opening of the shreveport deluxe toyota mart & have her say something like her her maps answer.

 

[clamum]

:laugh:

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: preslove

Originally posted by: RaiderJ
Why do beauty pageant competitors even talk?

You want a winner who will be able to talk at the events you send her to. Yes, she needs a nice rack, but you really don't want to send your newly crowned queen to the grand opening of the shreveport deluxe toyota mart & have her say something like her her maps answer.

The question is, would anyone notice if you did?

 

[Engraver]

There's obviously a reason she called it THE Iraq. She secretly knows the truth; that I.R.A.Q. is just an acronym for the Indepedent Republic of Al Qaeda.

I think this conspiracy just got busted wide open...

 

[MaxDepth]

Like I always said, if you gonna talk to me, wear something pretty.