Jim Kelly - Hot Potato - what the hell was that?!

[Ikonomi]

Okay, for anyone who has seen this horrible, horrible movie... After Jim Kelly and company rescue the white chick... When the little Chinese dude gets squeezed to death (?!) by the two big goons, what the hell were the little white sticks that fall off of him?!

We CANNOT figure this out. The two dudes bear hug him, and there's a shot of their feet, and a whole bunch of white sticks. What the hell?! Bewildering. My friend says they are toothpicks, but that makes no fucking sense.

PLEASE HELP

 

[Spoooon]

Funny review.

Awful beyond belief. A U.S. senator's daughter is kidnapped by a nasty guy in Thailand for political reasons. The U.S. government can't risk getting involved, so America's best team of undercover operatives are assigned to the case. These include Jones (Jim Kelly), an annoying guy named Johnny Chicago, a fat disgusting slob named Rhino, and a local girl named Pam. This bunch of bumbling idiots are America's finest? Oh dear god... The movie box promises to deliver punches AND punch lines, which it does - just very, very poorly. Few things are worse than unfunny comedy. The fighting is also pretty shabby, and made worse by the absurd comedic tone. A real endurance test, even for Jim Kelly fans (although his afro is in top form).

 

[Ikonomi]

Up.

The movie is absolutely awful, but I really, really need to know what the sticks were... My friend has a project for school to storyboard the movie so it actually makes sense. He's an animator, and it's for... well, some class.

Seriously, what a frocking horrible movie. Gah. I need to watch Black Belt Jones to cleanse my palate.

 

[darkeneddays]

Me and my friends died laughing at Black Belt Jones. The scene where he is surrounded by like 6 goons and they all just stand there and let him take his dear sweet time giving them cartwheel kicks is classic. Truely cheesy!