Jewish man refuses Jihadist request for water.....

JEDIYoda

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A fleeing Jihadist, desperate for water, was plodding through the desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand, selling ties. The Jihadist asked, “Do you have water?” The Jewish man replied, “I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.” The Jihadist shouted, “Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!” “OK,” said the old Jewish man, “It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.” Cursing, the Jihadist staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead and said, “Your brother won’t let me in without a tie!”
 

Mai72

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meh...

I know a good one about a pizza, but I might get in trouble. So I'm not going to say it!

:)
 

Anarchist420

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It was kind of cute and it was grounded in what has happened. but all the hate the arabs is very myopic given how centralist and imperialist the u.s.g. is and given how bush pretty much let 9/11/01 happen (even if he couldn't help it).

if the u.s.g. stopped existing, then the State of Israel could kill all of the jihadists. i mean, the u.s.g. creates its own enemies at least the State of Israel gets land for its ~75%. perhaps the Israelis are in a true democratic caste State. but it may be a good idea for future generations of israelis if the current generation of israelis stop because i dont want to see the dehumanization of jews (especially done by my own mitochondrial relatives as well as those of most of the world population) and jews don't like sensing any domination by innocent brown people.

i mean, damn, laissez-faire capitalism in central europe let my mitochondrial relatives of the roman ethnoreligiosity die of smallpox before they could say anything intelligible, maybe even stabbed to death for their type A blood before they could even do anything intelligible (celtic-looking people are blood type O and they like to taste a little bit of everything).

and compulsive people like me that centralization is intended to benefit dont want to live and are just as (if not more) miserable as dictators/presidents than when we are not dictators/presidents while everyone else suffers tyranny when macho men/monkeys become dictators (whether they are elected and called presidents). so it's not like smart people need more centralism.

i want decentralization, then my own quick comfortable death from not having a safety reg, then the decentralism to continue while all the israelis to come over here. once they are here they can continue to advocate for decentralism, then they can sterilize all the women like me and they (as well as their descendants) will really be free, comfortable (people with a celtic phenotype have less bad gas, less heart trouble, and less illness and less erectile dysfunction when there are less brown/black people like i am around), and prosperous.

op, people the arabs probably hate each other more than they love each other just like my ethnoreligious group hates other members of it but jews definitely aren't the only ethnoreligious groups that looks out for its own members. self-identified jews are not more than 2/15 (and maybe less than 10% of all people with mtDNA hg UK, A, or D) of a mithochondrial race that has contributed more, and is emotionally, physically, and intellectually superior to the majority mitochondrial race. why doesn't the OP celebrate Korean people, Japanese people, or people of the Calvinist ethnoreligion more (more than half of all of them have a sibero-celtic phenotype)?
 
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lxskllr

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It was kind of cute and it was grounded in what has happened. but all the hate the arabs is very myopic given how centralist and imperialist the u.s.g. is and given how bush pretty much let 9/11/01 happen (even if he couldn't help it).

if the u.s.g. stopped existing, then the State of Israel could kill all of the jihadists. i mean, the u.s.g. creates its own enemies at least the State of Israel gets land for its ~75%. perhaps the Israelis are in a true democratic caste State. but it may be a good idea for future generations of israelis if the current generation of israelis stop because i dont want to see the dehumanization of jews (especially done by my own mitochondrial relatives as well as those of most of the world population) and jews don't like sensing any domination by innocent brown people.

i mean, damn, laissez-faire capitalism in central europe let my mitochondrial relatives of the roman ethnoreligiosity die of smallpox before they could say anything intelligible, maybe even stabbed to death for their type A blood before they could even do anything intelligible (celtic-looking people are blood type O and they like to taste a little bit of everything).

and compulsive people like me that centralization is intended to benefit dont want to live and are just as (if not more) miserable as dictators/presidents than when we are not dictators/presidents while everyone else suffers tyranny when macho men/monkeys become dictators (whether they are elected and called presidents). so it's not like smart people need more centralism.

i want decentralization, then my own quick comfortable death from not having a safety reg, then the decentralism to continue while all the israelis to come over here. once they are here they can continue to advocate for decentralism, then they can sterilize all the women like me and they (as well as their descendants) will really be free, comfortable (people with a celtic phenotype have less bad gas, less heart trouble, and less illness and less erectile dysfunction when there are less brown/black people like i am around), and prosperous.

op, people the arabs probably hate each other more than they love each other just like my ethnoreligious group hates other members of it but jews definitely aren't the only ethnoreligious groups that looks out for its own members. self-identified jews are not more than 2/15 (and maybe less than 10% of all people with mtDNA hg UK, A, or D) of a mithochondrial race that has contributed more, and is emotionally, physically, and intellectually superior to the majority mitochondrial race. why doesn't the OP celebrate Korean people, Japanese people, or people of the Calvinist ethnoreligion more (more than half of all of them have a sibero-celtic phenotype)?

See op? This! is how you tell a joke.

o_O
 

Puppies04

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It was kind of cute and it was grounded in what has happened. but all the hate the arabs is very myopic given how centralist and imperialist the u.s.g. is and given how bush pretty much let 9/11/01 happen (even if he couldn't help it).

if the u.s.g. stopped existing, then the State of Israel could kill all of the jihadists. i mean, the u.s.g. creates its own enemies at least the State of Israel gets land for its ~75%. perhaps the Israelis are in a true democratic caste State. but it may be a good idea for future generations of israelis if the current generation of israelis stop because i dont want to see the dehumanization of jews (especially done by my own mitochondrial relatives as well as those of most of the world population) and jews don't like sensing any domination by innocent brown people.

i mean, damn, laissez-faire capitalism in central europe let my mitochondrial relatives of the roman ethnoreligiosity die of smallpox before they could say anything intelligible, maybe even stabbed to death for their type A blood before they could even do anything intelligible (celtic-looking people are blood type O and they like to taste a little bit of everything).

and compulsive people like me that centralization is intended to benefit dont want to live and are just as (if not more) miserable as dictators/presidents than when we are not dictators/presidents while everyone else suffers tyranny when macho men/monkeys become dictators (whether they are elected and called presidents). so it's not like smart people need more centralism.

i want decentralization, then my own quick comfortable death from not having a safety reg, then the decentralism to continue while all the israelis to come over here. once they are here they can continue to advocate for decentralism, then they can sterilize all the women like me and they (as well as their descendants) will really be free, comfortable (people with a celtic phenotype have less bad gas, less heart trouble, and less illness and less erectile dysfunction when there are less brown/black people like i am around), and prosperous.

op, people the arabs probably hate each other more than they love each other just like my ethnoreligious group hates other members of it but jews definitely aren't the only ethnoreligious groups that looks out for its own members. self-identified jews are not more than 2/15 (and maybe less than 10% of all people with mtDNA hg UK, A, or D) of a mithochondrial race that has contributed more, and is emotionally, physically, and intellectually superior to the majority mitochondrial race. why doesn't the OP celebrate Korean people, Japanese people, or people of the Calvinist ethnoreligion more (more than half of all of them have a sibero-celtic phenotype)?

WTF, go somewhere else.
 

Pulsar

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WTF, go somewhere else.

Clearly, you are not one of those(and maybe less than 10% of all people with mtDNA hg UK, A, or D) of a mithochondrial race that has contributed more, and is emotionally, physically, and intellectually superior to the majority mitochondrial race. why doesn't you celebrate Korean people, Japanese people, or people of the Calvinist ethno-religion more (more than half of all of them have a sibero-celtic phenotype)?

When did the english langauge turn into German, where you can just keep sticking words together and have them still be words?

Calvinistethnoreligioussiberocelticphenotypicalmitochondria.
 

Craig234

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May 1, 2006
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yeah, I remember reading this joke a long time ago and there were no races involved... seems like they were added for no reason

Or the entire reason for the person re-telling it.

As I said in the other thread, propaganda - based on the responses, I didn't read the OP.
 

brianmanahan

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It was kind of cute and it was grounded in what has happened. but *INSERT INCREASINGLY PSYCHOTIC RANT HERE*

a420, even if you lose at life, you win this thread. your post is just... it's beautiful. there is so, so much to laugh at in there. so many nuggets of LOL.
 

John Connor

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A fleeing Jihadist, desperate for water, was plodding through the desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand, selling ties. The Jihadist asked, “Do you have water?” The Jewish man replied, “I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.” The Jihadist shouted, “Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!” “OK,” said the old Jewish man, “It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.” Cursing, the Jihadist staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead and said, “Your brother won’t let me in without a tie!”


LOL!