Jewish and Japenese joke

[illusion88]

I was working this jewish and japenese wedding today and tought of this joke I hadnt heard in ages.

So I get on the bus, and I see this beautiful japenese girl sitting near the back. So I go down and sit next to her.
"how is your day I ask"
"good, I guess" she replies
"what is this I guess?"
"Well im having trouble with my boyfriend"
"oh whats the problem? you know they say telling a complete stranger your problems helps some"
"well im a nymphomanic, but im only turned on by jewish cowboys. Oh, my name is Alice BTW"
"Interesting. My name is Bucky Goldstein"

HA

 

[SynthDude2001]

meh

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
meh

 

[Vegitto]

:thumbsdown:

1/10 for trying.

 

[angstsoldat]

lmao i liked it

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: angstsoldat
lmao i liked it

1/10 because I didn't want to give you a 0.

 

-1/10

 

[GasX]

1/10 for the delivery...

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: dwell
-1/10

That's just harsh. I like it .

 

[bmacd]

1/10. Sorry man...

-=bmacd=-

 

[imported_Kensai]

Meh.

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

I'm gonna give this one :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Vegitto
:thumbsdown:

1/10 for trying.

 

[scorpmatt]

I like the airplane one myself. but alas im lazy enough not to google it

2/10 for delivery and reminding me of the funnier airplane one

 

[akubi]

Originally posted by: dwell
-1/10

 

[PawNtheSandman]

It's suppose to be a woman talking about how native americans have the longest and jews have the thickest penis. Then the guy introduces himself as Tonto Goldstein.

 

[feelingshorter]

Originally posted by: dwell
-1/10

 

[Raduque]

Steven Wright called and wants his routine back.

 

[maziwanka]

i liked it b/c its retarded

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik

Originally posted by: angstsoldat
lmao i liked it

1/10 because I didn't want to give you a 0.

 

[manohartvs]

HAHAHAHAHAH
not really...1/10

 

[akubi]

Originally posted by: dwell
-1/10

 

[Nitemare]

-10/10

 

[knyghtbyte]

i can normally laugh at most jokes...that i didnt laugh at....really crap, the joke itself could get a minor groan laugh, but the telling of it sucked worse than a black hole on a diet....