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But do you have the same cat-like reflexes of that... man?

Years ago I found a dessicated mouse corpse under some leaves or something in the back yard, and being a young twerp I ran around to the front of the house where my folks and great-grandmother were talking. At over 80 she was seriously hunched, but that didn't stop her from taking off at a dead run. You'd be surprised what you can do when you think you're going to die.
 

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Snapping turtles are like cockroaches in swamp areas. I hate those things! I tried to rescue on once because it was crossing a country road. I went out to pick it up, it looked at me slowly, then out of now where it went "rrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRAAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR*SNAP!!!!!*"

Almost bit my f$&*#% hand off!!!!!! :D

So, f*** you turtle.