Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Gibsons]

lotsa arguing with no pics (except dixycrat)

 

[Jodell88]

 

[busydude]

 

[Gibsons]

Not sure if repoxy...

 

[preslove]

Not sure if repoxy...

I posted that many moons ago.

 

[Gibsons]

I posted that many moons ago.

Thought it looked familiar.

 

[preslove]

Thought it looked familiar.

Heh, I think it might have been a repost for me, too.

 

[pelov]

"It says here that God created man in his own image but made us slightly different."

Where does it say that?

Ohmygod, do you do anything other than bitch about pointless shit in the Jesus Herbertfordshire Christ thread?

I'm going to assume you're a whiny slur deleted, in which case here you go

 

[Ichinisan]

"It says here that God created man in his own image but made us slightly different."
Where does it say that?

Ohmygod, do you do anything other than bitch about pointless shit in the Jesus Herbertfordshire Christ thread?

Just trying to tell if it's funny and I don't get it. Obviously, you thought it was worth posting...so it must be funny somehow.

Since I didn't get an explanation, I'll assume that one probably just isn't funny.

 

[CZroe]

[Jerk just looking for another excuse to bash Christians and Christianity ends up showing his eagerness by jumping too soon.]

The ladies must love you.

It was a stupid joke and he called it out. Seriously. WTF is so funny about it, especially when even the basic premise that sets up the FAIL of a punchline is so flawed? The "slightly different" part obviously is because we all look different from each other, but it's pretty damn stupid to think "in his image" ever meant anything so specific. It's like kindergarten joke... and YOU thought it was JHC-worthy.

Edit: Dammit. He responded himself while I wrote that.

 

[pelov]

In god's image > god's an ape > ape's as descendants of man > ape's throw poop and stick their fingers in their butts > god likes it in the butt.

It's pretty simple, really.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Just trying to tell if it's funny and I don't get it. Obviously, you thought it was worth posting...so it must be funny somehow.

Since I didn't get an explanation, I'll assume that one probably just isn't funny.

Fact.

 

[Gibsons]

 

[Newbian]

I see nothing.

 

[skyking]

I see nothing.

you lack the goggles

 

[Gibsons]

I see nothing.

oh no, not this again

 

[Balt]

Problem?

 

[Newbian]

Naughty / nice theme cake?

 

[Tempered81]

 

[brainhulk]

 

[William Gaatjes]

Not sure if repoxy...

I think Julia Roberts is the only person in the world who can pull such a face in real life.

 

[BladeVenom]

Julia Roberts always reminds me of Jaws.

 

[brainhulk]

epic translation

http://youtu.be/zFeP87rbKzM

 

[busydude]

epic translation

http://youtu.be/zFeP87rbKzM

That video is pure win.

 

[alkemyst]

Julia Roberts always reminds me of Jaws.

her mouth is alkemyst-sized.