I have gout and wrote these lyrics on the way to the doctor.
Gout, Gout get it on out
These are the pains I can do without, come on
I'm limping around, come on
Gout, Gout, get it on out
These are the pains I can do without, come on
I'm limping around, come on
IN ancient times, the royals were the only ones,
But now we all eat rich foods, its equal opportunity
Its equal opportunity
chorus x 2
I saw the doctor, he gave lots of little pills
Its best to stay near bathrooms, I would not want to trust that fart,
I would not want to trust that fart!
Chorus repeat