Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Fritzo]

https://imgur.com/bp45ikf

 

[Fritzo]

I'm majorly virile. Don't want to go into details to gross anyone out here. My issue is I want a sincere girl. Hard to find that these days.

You spelled "vile" wrong...

 

[blackangst1]

Satisfy the pedophile urges without the risks of going to prison as a sex offender?

mid 20's makes one a pedophile? lmao I dont think pedophile means what you think it does.

 

[Iron Woode]

What is that? It looks delicious!

I have no idea but I want to try one.

 

[Iron Woode]

I had something like this in Detroit during a festival. It looks impressive, but it quickly turns into a mess.

so does poutine but it's awesome.

 

[kage69]

I had something like this in Detroit during a festival. It looks impressive, but it quickly turns into a mess.

Greek poutine? I remember lots of good Greek food in Detroit as a little kid. *flashbacks ensue*

I gotta find me some kasseri cheese now. Time to opa up a can of whoop ass on some Greek food

 

[Fritzo]

Greek poutine? I remember lots of good Greek food in Detroit as a little kid

I forgot what they called it, but everything turned into starchy, soggy goo half way through.

 

[MtnMan]

mid 20's makes one a pedophile? lmao I dont think pedophile means what you think it does.

There are not enough adjectives in the English lexicon to describe how fucking clueless you are.

I don't have the time or the crayons to try and explain my comment.

 

[KMFJD]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1617553980820975617

 

[SKORPI0]

https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/10j95si

 

[mikeymikec]

 

[kage69]

 

[dank69]

 

[KMFJD]

 

[KMFJD]

 

[Artorias]

 

[Artorias]

 

[Artorias]

I guess you can blame Canadian's for the pineapple on pizza.

 

[zinfamous]

well now you can't sleep in that house because you know that little fucker is going to sneak in and shank you with daddy's pocket knife the moment he hears you snorting off to REM.

Good luck, fatty. Hope that lunchable was worth it!

 

[zinfamous]

I don't think it's a linear relationship, though. I mean, he explains it pretty clearly that if you never fuck around, you never find out anything...so that doesn't work, either.

it's periodic or logarithmic. I think if you fuck around enough, in many small but informative ways, you can find out a lot, but without hitting peak find out (Dead) because you tried to fuck around way too hard and just found out way too much at once.

 

[skyking]

I think of it as an exponential precipice. You keep fucking around then you fall deeply into the found out region. I'm looking at you, Alex Jones.

 

[Amused]

 

[darkswordsman17]

There are not enough adjectives in the English lexicon to describe how fucking clueless you are.

I don't have the time or the crayons to try and explain my comment.

Well, he might have just been trying to let you know that 20s is much too old for his tastes, seeing how he made sure this forum was aware that he is very concerned about age of consent laws.

 

[dank69]

I guess you can blame Canadian's for the pineapple on pizza.

Da fuq is a farton and who thought that was a good name for food?

 

[sdifox]

Da fuq is a farton and who thought that was a good name for food?

You fart a ton after you eat that, that is my guess.