Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[dank69]

 

[dank69]

https://imgur.com/0si2rX7

 

[highland145]

Effing Darwin took the whole month off?

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/57J0ICh

What an ass. You want to zip around with that much weight in a boat that size, in rollers like that? Better learn to read the water. Trim tabs, used correctly, can also help. Hope no one got caught between the bottom and the boat, yikes.

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

That looks like a picture of Tom Hanks in 2043.

 

[KMFJD]

 

[SKORPI0]

 

[highland145]

Damn,...Ron.

Adult film star Ron Jeremy found incompetent to stand trial on multiple rape charges

Ron Jeremy was found mentally incompetent to stand trial on numerous rape and sexual assault charges due to "incurable neurocognitive decline." He had pleaded not guilty.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Pohemi]

I want to know if he crafted that himself...looks like the kind o' feller that might've.

 

[highland145]

I want to know if he crafted that himself...looks like the kind o' feller that might've.

Naw. You want to know if he did before or after...

The 1st would be a Man.

 

[kage69]

Damn,...Ron.

Adult film star Ron Jeremy found incompetent to stand trial on multiple rape charges

Ron Jeremy was found mentally incompetent to stand trial on numerous rape and sexual assault charges due to "incurable neurocognitive decline." He had pleaded not guilty.

www.foxnews.com

It's Perknose actually. Relatively sure he didn't have a porn career. With an ax like that, why would he need one? Save some for the rest of us there bud

 

[kage69]

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Engage.

Though it is also possible he is on Risa, no? For some reason I would very much like to hear the Martyrdom of St. Victor narrated by Patrick Stewart now.

And it came to pass that St. Victor was taken from this place to another place, where he was lain upon pillows of silk and made to rest himself among sheets of muslin and velvet. And there, strokèd was he by maidens of the Orient. For sixteen days and nights strokèd they him, yea verily, and caressèd him.
His hair rufflèd they, and their fingers rubbèd they in oil of olives, and runnèd them across all parts of his body for as much as to soothe him. And the soles of his feet lickèd they, and the upper parts of his thigh did they anoint with a balm of forbidden trees. And with the teeth of their mouths nibblèd they the pointy bits at the top of his ears. Yea, verily, and did their tongues thereof make themselves acquainted with his most secret places.

For fifteen days and nights did Victor withstand these maidens. But on the sixteenth day, he cried out, saying:
"This is fantastic! Oh, this is terrific!"

And the Lord did hear the cry of Victor. And verily, came he down and slew the maidens, and caused their cotton-wool buds to blow away, and their Kleenex to be laid waste utterly.
And Victor, in his anguish, cried out that the Lord was a rotten bastard.
And the Lord sent an angel to comfort Victor for the weekend, and entered they together the jacuzzi.

Here endeth the lesson.


Sounds like Risa treatment.

 

[KMFJD]

 

[KMFJD]

 

[kage69]

Sounds easier than a box of Nerds...

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/rVCQhYK

 

[dank69]

 

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[Skel]

 

[Skel]

 

[rh71]

No words..

https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/10fsgzk

 

[igor_kavinski]

No words..

https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/10fsgzk

Really thought she would lose