Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[blackangst1]

 

[blackangst1]

I kinda want to know the back story of why this had to be posted...

 

[blackangst1]

 

[blackangst1]

 

[blackangst1]

I cant believe there are bosses like this-

 

[igor_kavinski]

I kinda want to know the back story of why this had to be posted...

I would like to know the company name and if women work there and if they do, how they are OK with that graphic warning up on the wall.

 

[dank69]

 

[blackangst1]

What am I missing with this one? Whats a macaroni sound?

 

[dank69]

https://imgur.com/GHwMy8t

 

[dank69]

What am I missing with this one? Whats a macaroni sound?

Found the virgin!

The sound made when stirring a large pot of fresh mac & cheese.

 

[highland145]

I guessed it was what 2 300lb sides of beef sounded like being slapped together.

 

[Ajay]

The sound made when stirring a large pot of fresh mac & cheese.

Hmm, never done that. I'm sure there's a youtube video somewhere...

 

[Ajay]

 

[BudAshes]

https://imgur.com/GHwMy8t

But now you can play Wordle on your fridge.

 

[BudAshes]

I kinda want to know the back story of why this had to be posted...

ATOTers that work from home need this on their office wall.

 

[Ajay]

 

[BudAshes]

Honestly cemeteries are a waste of space. You should be able to BBQ and sun bathe there. It's a nice open place with a lawn.

 

[IronWing]

Honestly cemeteries are a waste of space. You should be able to BBQ and sun bathe there. It's a nice open place with a lawn.

Picnics in the cemetery used to be (maybe still are) standard fair in the South and are current practice by Mexican-Americans in cemeteries in Arizona.

 

[highland145]

Picnics in the cemetery used to be (maybe still are) standard fair in the South and are current practice by Mexican-Americans in cemeteries in Arizona.

I did not know that. Cuts down on the food for the +1.

 

[Ajay]

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Thinking about this. Those were the good old days (60s for me). Dad would send me in with, like, 50 cents to buy two packs of cigarettes. No fuss, guy at the counter just hands them over. Gas was uber cheap. My younger brother and I would be shouting 'me, me, me' over who got to select the Octane setting at Gulf stations. Seat belts - who needs a damn seat belts. Well, that was with grandpa, while he did 70 down some secondary road. Man, all the kids of today will have is memories of how many mega-kills they got in some shooter.

 

[MtnMan]

Honestly cemeteries are a waste of space. You should be able to BBQ and sun bathe there. It's a nice open place with a lawn.

But more useful than a fucking golf course.

 

[igor_kavinski]

Honestly cemeteries are a waste of space. You should be able to BBQ and sun bathe there. It's a nice open place with a lawn.

Someone must have gotten a complaint from the permanent cemetery tenants.

"We can smell the BBQ but can't eat it. Get these people outta here or here comes the zombie apocalypse!"

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

But more useful than a fucking golf course.

Not really, at least golf courses can eventually become useful. Around here a couple closed and got redeveloped into retail and housing. Another closed and turned into a park. Cemeteries are forever and leach toxic chemicals into the ground.

 

[IronWing]

Not really, at least golf courses can eventually become useful. Around here a couple closed and got redeveloped into retail and housing. Another closed and turned into a park. Cemeteries are forever and leach toxic chemicals into the ground.

A sizable chuck of my fair city's downtown is built on top of old cemeteries. There are still thousands of bodies buried under the buildings.

 

[kage69]

I guessed it was what 2 300lb sides of beef sounded like being slapped together.

In the words of Dave Attel, "think of a boot, stuck in mud, only wetter."