Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Spacehead]

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Not to be outdone by a fucking dog...

 

[Spacehead]

 

[Spacehead]

 

[Spacehead]

 

[Spacehead]

 

[Zorba]

 

[dank69]

 

[dank69]

https://imgur.com/d01nOaA

 

[kage69]

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

 

[Zorba]

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Extra Dick?

Eat A Dick?

 

[highland145]

Opposite of coexist is not extra dick. Not in my mind anyway.

 

[darkswordsman17]

Opposite of coexist is not extra dick. Not in my mind anyway.

Finally an expert opinion. This is a man that has a lot of dicks in his mind, which I take it means he takes them up his nostrils? (Having gotten a lobotomy by dick also explains so many things.)

South Carolina Gamecock fight song: "gurgle gurgle slurp!"

Although their version of Queen, "We will, we will, suck your cock!" I've been told is quite the thing to have shouted at you by a bunch of Pee Wee Gaskin motherfuckers (literal mother fuckers, like, they fuck their own mothers).

 

[Ajay]

Clever girl Oh man, just in time to erase all the d**k commentary above (there's no vomit emoji...).

 

[KMFJD]

 

[highland145]

lol shortdickathon pulled his tongue out of some goat's ass.

 

[zinfamous]

Opposite of coexist is not extra dick. Not in my mind anyway.

your mind isn't limber enough.

easily fixed.

 

[Captante]

lol shortdickathon pulled his tongue out of some goat's ass.

easily fixed.

Perhaps mixed with a little Aspercreme?

 

[highland145]

What happened to fixadent? That would keep his fingers stuck in that burro too.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

 

[highland145]

your mind isn't limber enough.

easily fixed.

Well, eat more dick, zin.

Not judging.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

 

[Captante]

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Made me think of that game level (pretty sure it was one of the COD: Modern Warfare or possibly Rainbow 6 games) where you had to hide from a really close nuke being set off by a terrorist in an old fridge!

 

[Fritzo]

Made me think of that game level (pretty sure it was one of the COD: Modern Warfare or possibly Rainbow 6 games) where you had to hide from a really close nuke being set off by a terrorist in an old fridge!

Didn't Indiana Jones do that too?

 

[Captante]

Didn't Indiana Jones do that too?

Several years later I believe.