Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[ImpulsE69]

I love it, this is how we get god-awful user manuals


Can't wait to see this warning in the next generation release!

And this is why the legal system sucks. First judge should have thrown the case out, and every judge thereafter.

EDIT: it's fake? Seemed feasible.

 

[KMFJD]

Is this an appropriate way to stop a fight in public?


https://v.redd.it/0j7vdfnkxrn11

 

[highland145]

You only say that because you'd be perfectly willing to shove the same cellphone up your ass for 4X the time and 4X less the money. That's just sad man, at least make her put in the work!

Have to remove my .38 1st.

I love it, this is how we get god-awful user manuals


Can't wait to see this warning in the next generation release!

lol

 

[highland145]

And this is why the legal system sucks. First judge should have thrown the case out, and every judge thereafter.

EDIT: it's fake? Seemed feasible.

Someone will now for sure.

 

[Darwin333]

I love it, this is how we get god-awful user manuals


Can't wait to see this warning in the next generation release!

Ugh, personally I think we should remove the retardedly obvious warning labels off of stuff as a way to help cleanse the gene pool. Like the warning on boxes of poison that say "do not eat", if you are dumb enough to eat something that has freaking poison in the name then I only hope that you did it before you had the chance to procreate.

 

[Darwin333]

 

[GagHalfrunt]

And this is why the legal system sucks. First judge should have thrown the case out, and every judge thereafter.

EDIT: it's fake? Seemed feasible.

And that's a perfect example of how fucked up our legal system is. In any intelligently run country that story would be dismissed as a fake less than 1 second after reading it because it would not be possible to sue for something that stupid. Here it's automatically believed until proven fake because we all know that it really is possible to sue for something that stupid.

 

[SKORPI0]

 

[Darwin333]

 

[Darwin333]

 

[Darwin333]

 

[SKORPI0]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1982552862035093

 

[Darwin333]

 

[Darwin333]

Have to remove my .38 1st.

Ok, I'm failing to understand why you'd want to smuggle an unloaded revolver into jail unless it could be connected to shooting someone. Even then, I think I'd rather take the charge than shove a friggen .38 cal with a 6 inch barrel up my ass. If he is willing to do that then he is just fucking up his best jailhouse commodity. The front site must have hurt like a bitch both ways

 

[Darwin333]

 

[IronWing]

Some days re-education camps seem like a good idea.

 

[Darwin333]

 

[Darwin333]

 

[Darwin333]

 

[KMFJD]

https://i.imgur.com/NhQnHZi.gifv

 

[Darwin333]

 

[Darwin333]

I have questions. Was she the only one on the escalator? If not didn't she see people just walking up or down once the power went out? A lot of escalators have stairs right next to them which look almost identical to stairs they are just usually a bit wider, couldn't she have picked up some tips from them? Granted all of those questions can be explained with her nose being firmly aimed at her phone the entire time but exactly how dumb do you have to be not to realize that one foot slightly elevated or lower depending on the direction would have gotten her to freedom?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Some days re-education camps seem like a good idea.

People can't be re-educated without having been previously educated. THINK!!!

 

[Darwin333]

Genius level to get out of an embarrassing moment, is he that fucked up, or is he just that good/dumb to do it on purpose?

 

[Darwin333]