Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[ch33zw1z]

8-9 is about the time reason starts to kick in, following the thought process a bit further. When my older finally talked about it last year, he was 10, and he knew....but I told him the idea of santa is real, and the time of year is for what santa represents. i think he was actually relieved some old dude wasnt breaking into our house to eat our cookies.

 

[shortylickens]

Its old.

But it always makes me smile.

 

[Svnla]

Its old.

But it always makes me smile.

Good one. For those that do not get it, watch this (one of my favorite oldie but very goodie song)

 

[Paladin3]

I remember having a conversation with my wife when my oldest was about six asking her how long did she think he would believe in Santa. She was sure he had already figured it out, but was playing along for the extra presents "From Santa."

When my youngest got to be about six she stubbornly announced "Santa isn't real!" because she is that kind of kid. My middle daughter was ready to murder her because she thought that would mean fewer presents under the tree.

But I know for a fact that Santa is real. I'm his favorite photographer and work with him at the local mall taking pictures with the kids around this time of year.

 

[Paratus]

Speaking of meat...

Bēkon karuta, Bacon armor!

Now he just needs a bandolier of Tactical Bacon.

Hamurai!

 

[lxskllr]

 

[Stopsignhank]

 

[Sonikku]

 

[ElFenix]

caution: longcat

Spoiler

 

[shortylickens]

this is absolutely disgusting

https://i.redditmedia.com/cwPaiWR3zyPurrvJjeFKPX2urey3vZLPc6sThbCeLdE.png?w=757&s=8e115a1a9cd8f352e43dd51c405faa40

Dont click on it.

 

[IronWing]

caution: longcat

I thought I was on my way to being smarter.

 

[deustroop]

lol

 

[Darwin333]

Maybe he's just taking a really deep nap? This is what I've said to my wife when she's sad because there's roadkill at the side of the road.

Or maybe they're not posing with it but engaging in some kind of wildlife preservation scheme by helping move it to a protected site?

Or maybe you could try and actually find this shit out for yourself:

https://www.snopes.com/donald-trumps-son-game-hunting-photos/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3180201/Trump-defends-big-game-hunting-sons-shamed-Twitter-posing-trophy-kills-including-leopard-elephant-death-Cecil-lion.html
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/nov/16/trump-sons-us-lifts-import-ban-african-elephant-trophies

Cut him some slack, it's the only way Trump Jr. can get any exotic pussy.

 

[DesiPower]

 

[Svnla]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=519371851754333

 

[shortylickens]

https://i.imgur.com/8NhZncL.gifv

too big for a gif

 

[shortylickens]

 

[highland145]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=519371851754333

BS that dog is thinking, "I'm cuter, I'm cuter, you damned stupid human, I'm cuter. When you're not looking I'm going to eat that effing hairless rat. Why have I never gotten boobies? Seriously. I hate my life. I'm cuter." Kid of like shorty.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[Drako]

Bahhhhhh Humbug!

 

[shortylickens]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d667Bb_iYA

This is funny because of the Gay Texans.

 

[Zorba]

They doing that again?

It is a waterfall that they light it hitting just right. There are a few of them in Yosemite Valley that will do this a couple of days a year.

 

[Thebobo]

Damn you canadians you been holding out on us!

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Hamurai!

 

[tynopik]

The Katering Show - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yr_etbfZtQ (somewhat NSFW dialogue)