Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[NAC4EV]

 

[tynopik]

i guess i've been on the internet too long, but as soon as the judge mentioned the two circles my mind immediately went to the punchline

 

[KMFJD]

 

[John Connor]

I kinda miss seeing snails. Living in California they were all over the place. Funny how salt fucked them up.

I wonder how they procreate?

 

[NAC4EV]

I wonder how they procreate?

Slowly

 

[John Connor]

Slowly

LOL That's why it begs the question.

 

[IronWing]

I wonder how they procreate?

Youtube is your friend. Snails put people to shame. Whole body sex FTW!

 

[Fritzo]

 

[John Connor]

ROFL That's good.

 

[DesiPower]

WFT level 1000

 

[DesiPower]

 

[dave_the_nerd]

WFT level 1000

Hey, look, dinner!

 

[KMFJD]

 

[KMFJD]

 

[highland145]

He gonna get raped.

 

[IronWing]

He cover himself in bitch urine or something?

 

[KMFJD]

 

[shortylickens]

If you pull out a handgun at my table, I'd kill you without hesitation.
Using my handgun.

 

[Darwin333]

If you pull out a handgun at my table, I'd kill you without hesitation.
Using my handgun.

Man, if you think that you require your gun on you during Thanksgiving dinner that is one gene pool that needs to be chlorinated. Otherwise I totally agree.

 

[shortylickens]

Man, if you think that you require your gun on you during Thanksgiving dinner that is one gene pool that needs to be chlorinated. Otherwise I totally agree.

Well, apparently dudes are setting their handguns on the fucking dinner table at Thanksgiving without permission.

DID YA THINK ABOUT THAT SHIT?! DID YA!????

 

[Skel]

Man, if you think that you require your gun on you during Thanksgiving dinner that is one gene pool that needs to be chlorinated. Otherwise I totally agree.

I can't argue about if it gets so bad that you have to be armed to have dinner with the family that your family tree could use some pruning. Of course then I see this and question not being armed..

 

[kage69]

Hey, look, dinner!

Exactly. Fair amount of meat on a snake that size, and let's face it, not the hardest thing to skin. Snake is greasy weird stuff though, maybe he had an eye on the skin and/or certain choice bits to preserve in potent alcohol.

My dad pulled over on Alligator Alley one time to snatch a not quite dead cotton mouth. He didn't say how he killed it, but he coiled it up in a travel cooler for me to find later that night. Fucker.

 

[kage69]

Both hilarious and probably a way to die by 12gauge. Did he miss the memo about rednecks and guns?

 

[Chaotic42]

Sources of the elements:

 

[Thebobo]

Party on dude