Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[andylawcc]

DyE ft. Egyptian Lover - She's Bad (NSFW)

at first I was like,
this ain't no NSFW

then I was like,
wtf

 

[John Connor]

DyE ft. Egyptian Lover - She's Bad (NSFW)

So the moral of the story is don't let her suck your dick? LMAO!

 

[PottedMeat]

http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2014/sep/03/obituary-butt-richard-a-dick/

 

[Gibsons]

 

[xBiffx]

I remember when I felt that way about seeing the ocean. :awe:

 

[KillerBee]

It's probably a repeat but ...
in reality all 3 yellow dots are always on

 

[Imp]

Only hungry?

It also made me feel pretty. Guess that made me "pretty" "hungry".

 

[Jodell88]

 

[Daaavo]

The sound his head makes is hilarious! 1:40 for your GIF, 2:40 for a 3fer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ymwfTyM-H4

 

[Bill Brasky]

DyE ft. Egyptian Lover - She's Bad (NSFW)

D:

 

[Jodell88]

DyE ft. Egyptian Lover - She's Bad (NSFW)

I found the name looked familiar, then I remembered this gem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqsXshAhC6k NSFW

 

[Gibsons]

woa

 

[Remobz]

This made me smile

 

[kage69]

woa

Shit, I'm guessing she got more than burnt eyelashes there.

 

[biostud]

Basketball Haka. New Zealand vs US

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDucvQYlWj4

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2014/sep/03/obituary-butt-richard-a-dick/

I would laugh, but its just too soon. Kinda feel like a dick already for chuckling when I first saw it.
Im sure he's been the butt of these jokes his whole life.

 

[SKORPI0]

 

[TurtleCrusher]

So the moral of the story is don't let her suck your dick? LMAO!

 

[Imp]

That is 100x more trippy if you make eye contact.

 

[dank69]

It still doesn't make sense. How is that "playing?" You're right: People are stupid. The ones who think this punchline makes sense are stupid.

I get C&H's humor, but this one tripped and fell on its face. Only the stupid people thought it worked as a joke. It could have easily been worded in a way for that punchline to make sense. My criticism has nothing to do with being pretentious about jokes at a cripple's expense and everything to do with it simply being a bad joke that doesn't (but easily could) make sense.

A horse walked into a bar. Holy shit, your stupid horse joke makes no sense a horse wouldn't even fit through the door!

 

[Drako]

 

[MongGrel]

I was panting with my tongue hanging out all the way down the path

 

[Jodell88]

 

[MongGrel]

A horse walked into a bar. Holy shit, your stupid horse joke makes no sense a horse wouldn't even fit through the door!

 

[MongGrel]