Jesus walked on ice, says study led by FSU scientist

[Kev]

Originally posted by: Nik
Hey "quite possibly" sounds more believable than the Bible, right?

Pretty much anything sounds more believable than the bible.

 

[ch33zw1z]

what a waste of time and resources for FSU, I'd fire his ass. it's a ****** story, that's it. Why doesn't he study the improbabilities of a wolf blowing down a house?!

 

[jman19]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: IGBT

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
Problem with that is, Peter also walked on water but then began to "lose faith" and started sinking into the water, and Jesus had to pull his ass up, so people weren't like OMG JESUS WALKS ON WATER HE IS THE PWN since Peter was supposed to be doing it, too.
Of course, the problem with that is, it's a Bible story, which cannot be proved...

The whole Peter walks on water story is more of a moral lesson to have faith than anything. Crackass.

..mabe an explanation of the "burning bush" is around the corner. :Q

mmmmm... firebush...

Hot bush?

 

[IGBT]

Originally posted by: Kev

Originally posted by: Nik
Hey "quite possibly" sounds more believable than the Bible, right?

Pretty much anything sounds more believable than the bible.

..I'm still waiting to hear about the "Burning Bush".

 

[Phokus]

Originally posted by: ch33zw1z
what a waste of time and resources for FSU, I'd fire his ass. it's a ****** story, that's it. Why doesn't he study the improbabilities of a wolf blowing down a house?!

Sounds like a fundy is mad!

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: skace
Yea but which freezes first, jesus or hot water?

LMAO

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: ch33zw1z
what a waste of time and resources for FSU, I'd fire his ass. it's a ****** story, that's it. Why doesn't he study the improbabilities of a wolf blowing down a house?!

Because millions of people don't worship a wolf blowing down a house.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: skace

Originally posted by: ch33zw1z
what a waste of time and resources for FSU, I'd fire his ass. it's a ****** story, that's it. Why doesn't he study the improbabilities of a wolf blowing down a house?!

Because millions of people don't worship a wolf blowing down a house.

Not on *this* planet.






😉

 

[crumpet19]

Originally posted by: IGBT

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
Problem with that is, Peter also walked on water but then began to "lose faith" and started sinking into the water, and Jesus had to pull his ass up, so people weren't like OMG JESUS WALKS ON WATER HE IS THE PWN since Peter was supposed to be doing it, too.
Of course, the problem with that is, it's a Bible story, which cannot be proved...

The whole Peter walks on water story is more of a moral lesson to have faith than anything. Crackass.

..mabe an explanation of the "burning bush" is around the corner. :Q

Jesus had a lighter?

 

[JDrake]

And a big wind made him rise into the sky, too ? LOL