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SilentVixen

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The Ku Klux Klan is also involved in the adopt-a-road program in the state of Missouri.

Go Missouri :disgust:
 

MAME

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Originally posted by: SilentVixen
The Ku Klux Klan is also involved in the adopt-a-road program in the state of Missouri.

Go Missouri :disgust:

that's definately true. Some guy got in trouble for covering the sign that said 'The next 2 miles are clean by the KKK' (or whatever those highway signs say)

fvck the KKK
 

MAME

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"The Pentagon has twice as many restrooms as necessary. When it was built, segregation was still in place in Virginia, so separate restrooms for blacks and whites were required by law."

Hahahah
 

Eli

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For every person on earth, there are an estimated 200 million insects.
That'd be... 1,300,000,000,000,000,000(That's 1.3 quintillion) insects on the planet.

:Q
 

Fritzo

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The funniest fact is that this thread is composed mostly of Mame replying to himself :D
 

Squisher

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The biggest dog on record was an Old English Mastiff that weighed 343 pounds. He was 8 feet, 3 inches from nose to tail.
Wholly Shiznic! You could hurt your back picking up that dogsh!t.
 

OREOSpeedwagon

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In 1997, a woman in Bradenton, Florida lost her cat. In 2004, she got a call from the local animal shelter. The cat turned up wandering the streets in San Francisco, California. The cat's identity was proven with a microchip that had been implanted prior to 1997.

wow!
 

Mo0o

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There is a company that will (for $14,000) take your ashes, compress them into a synthetic diamond to be set in jewelry for a loved one.

That sounds pretty cool
 

kyparrish

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George W. Bush and John Kerry are 16th cousins, three times removed.


and...

The Swedish pop group ABBA recently turned down an offer of $2 billion to reunite. (WTF???)
 

geno

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I don't believe half of that crap I see on the net, a lot of it can/has been disproven so why be so impressed?
 

Lonyo

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Married men change their underwear twice as often as single men. <-- that just makes me worried about how often people change their underwear.
I mean, cmon, can you not afford ~10 pairs of boxers/whatever? (7, then wash and have 3 while washing just in case) to be able to change daily?!
 

brigden

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A ten year old mattress weighs double what it did when it was new, because of the -ahem- debris which is absorbed through the years. That debris includes dust mites (their droppings and their decaying bodies), mold, millions of dead skin cells, dandruff, animal and human hair, secretions, excretions, lint, pollen, dust, soil, sand and a lot of perspiration, of which the average person loses a quart per day. Good night!

I'm sleeping on an eight year-old mattress and I'm buying a new one this weekend.
 

cjgallen

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Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80

Percentage of American women who say they would marry the same man: 50

Percentage of men who say they are happier after their divorce or separation: 58

Percentage of women who say they are happier: 85

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