Jesus scented candles on sale now

[glenn1]

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[DotheDamnTHing]

how would they know what he smelled like? so stupid

 

[HappyPuppy]

Since the people of that time rarely bathed, he probably stunk to High Heaven! :shocked:

Ha! Ha! Ha!

I crack myself up, sometimes. 😛

 

[nakedfrog]

That's brilliant. I wish I'd thought of it. Take an ordinary scented candle and give it a religious tilt, price it high, and watch it fly off the shelves.
Kinda up-sizing the ebay "haunted item" strategy of attaching meaning to an ordinary item.

 

[arcenite]

That's it... I'm making JesusVision

 

[Baked]

Jesus smells like a homeless guy. Safe some money and just invite a bunch of homeless guys to your house. If you got killed, raped, tortured, it's the way God wanted it.

 

[cjgallen]

I bet it smells like feet.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Since the people of that time rarely bathed, he probably stunk to High Heaven! :shocked:

Ha! Ha! Ha!

I crack myself up, sometimes. 😛

I bet he really stank after he came back to life as a zombie.

 

[imported_Tick]

Originally posted by: Wallydraigle

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Since the people of that time rarely bathed, he probably stunk to High Heaven! :shocked:

Ha! Ha! Ha!

I crack myself up, sometimes. 😛

I bet he really stank after he came back to life as a zombie.

Eww. Decomp smelling candels. Just eww.

 

[aplefka]

I expected an eBay auction.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Since the people of that time rarely bathed, he probably stunk to High Heaven! :shocked:

Ha! Ha! Ha!

I crack myself up, sometimes. 😛

:beer:😀

[alf] HA!!! I kill me!!! [/alf]

 

[BigJ]

I betcha Jesus smelt like sex.

 

[Cawchy87]

Marketing B/S

Can't belive people would stoop this low

 

[Toastedlightly]

Now this is what gives religion a bad name/retarded look. I wish people like this would DIAF.

 

[cmdrmoocow]

Hey, capitalism at work.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Light up the candle called "His Essence" and its makers say you'll experience the fragrance of Christ.

Bob Tosterud and wife Karen say the formula is all spelled out in Psalm 45.

"It's a Messianic Psalm referring to when Christ returns and his garments will have the scent of myrrh, aloe and cassia," says Karen Tosterud.

Wondering what that must smell like, Karen Tosterud ordered those oils, a combination that produces sort of a flowery, cinnamon aroma. Then she called on a friend who just happened to be a candle-maker.

Kind of a cool idea actually, not to mention lucrative.

 

[Blueoak]

On the glass jar, it says "His Essence". I'm scared!

 

[Jzero]

I would not want to smell someone that lived during that time period.

 

[SnipeMasterJ13]

Originally posted by: Wallydraigle

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Since the people of that time rarely bathed, he probably stunk to High Heaven! :shocked:

Ha! Ha! Ha!

I crack myself up, sometimes. 😛

I bet he really stank after he came back to life as a zombie.

Strange, I was just talking about that at work last weekend. Think about it. Resident Evil zombie jesus. Pretty badass when thought about that way. Even more so if he knew kung fu.