Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He
tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he
heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!"
Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
"Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.
The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked
all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a
parrot.
He asked the parrot, "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"
"Yes," said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot, "What's your
name?"
"Moses," said the bird.
"That's a stupid name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What kind of
idiot would name a parrot Moses?"
"Probably the same kind of idiot who would name a Rottweiller Jesus," said
the bird.
tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he
heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!"
Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
"Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.
The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked
all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a
parrot.
He asked the parrot, "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"
"Yes," said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot, "What's your
name?"
"Moses," said the bird.
"That's a stupid name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What kind of
idiot would name a parrot Moses?"
"Probably the same kind of idiot who would name a Rottweiller Jesus," said
the bird.
