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Jesus is typing a paper when the power goes out...

Jesus and the Devil are fighting over who is better than the other on the computer. They had been fighting for many weeks when God finally got tired of it. So God goes to Jesus and the Devil and says,"I am going to end this now. I'm going to give you 10 tasks to do in two hours. Who ever can complete thes tasks and then show me they have will be declared the better of the two."
So Jesus and the devil agreed to do the following:
1.) type three spreedsheets on all the men in the world, all the women in the world and all the she-men in the world.

2.) Type four documents
A)the Bible in English
B)the Bible in Latin
C)the meaning of life
D)explain where heaven is

3.) Make three webpages using HTML

So the two go at it they are pretty much even, when with five minutes left God cuts out the power. When he turns it back on the Devil reboots his computer and is looking at a blank screen. Meanwhile.... Jesus is printing out everything. So the Devil turns to God and says," How did he do that?!" God turned to him and said just two words, "JESUS SAVES!"

 
this is very true Mr. Witty, but the answer is clear:

Jesus and the Devil are fighting over who is better than the other on the computer...

I am better!
 
did you know that jesus didn't invent computers...yeah man, i'm not kidding. i was blown away when i found that out.

life's full of surprises, eh? nothing can compare to this one though.

phew!
 
if this thread turn religious, I'm gonna _______!

besides, everyone knows who invented computers:


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somethingwitty,

One thing that bothers me about that joke is the fact that they're testing TYPING SPEED, not computer knowledge.

 


<< not computer knowledge >>

Are you trying to say that HTML doesn't require computer knowledge? You telling me that using frontpage to make websites doesn't require any computer knowledge?


Alright, as long as we're clear on that. 🙂
 
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