Jesus is coming down here more

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FDF12389

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Crazy, the same thing happened to me last week. Sometimes I take photos of my shit because I like to send them to random people. Well last week I was like holy shit!! That's a Holy Shit! That's right, Jesus was in my poop, I wasn't originally religious but now with my sick gerbil and all I like to go Shit and talk to my higher power

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ElFenix

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random brown spot on cactus, of course it must be jesus! nevermind that we have no idea what jesus might have looked like. but he was obviously european with an ironic beard.
 

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SlitheryDee

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What's the chance that something that usually occurs in random shapes should bear a slight, passing resemblance to any of a number of other things?
 

guyver01

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Crazy, the same thing happened to me last week. Sometimes I take photos of my shit because I like to send them to random people. Well last week I was like holy shit!! That's a Holy Shit! That's right, Jesus was in my poop


When you start seeing jesus in your poop... it's time to ask yourself...

have i visited www. iwannaletjesusfuckmenintheasstillirapture .com too much?
 
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