Jesus has made my boss lose his mind

[cliftonite]

Originally posted by: brigden
Make a pass.

 

[Flyermax2k3]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3

For someone who's such a big fan of tolerance you're not very tolerant of my beliefs. Yes, I do believe it is a sin to use the name of the L-rd (any of them) in vain (i.e. in association with anything worldly). I, like many Christians and Jews, omit the vowels from the names of the L-rd so as not to associate His holy name with anything unholy. As far as the whole "kicking out the towel-heads" thing goes, I am a student at my school - not a staff member. I had no say in the matter and came here long after they made that decision. Also, I doubt there are many here who would disagree with this move. After all, it wasn't the Amish or the Puerto Ricans that hijacked planes and crashed them into buildings on 9/11 - it was a group of Muslim extremists. Oh, and just for the record - my school (the flight campus anyway) has more Asian students than American students because of a huge contract with the Chinese government.

Ok, I really am going to sleep now. Tired is no way to fly.

God thinks you're an asshole too btw.

Thanks for the comment! I'll file them away in my "ignore" drawer. Oh, He loves you, BTW

 

[Flyermax2k3]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3

For someone who's such a big fan of tolerance you're not very tolerant of my beliefs. Yes, I do believe it is a sin to use the name of the L-rd (any of them) in vain (i.e. in association with anything worldly). I, like many Christians and Jews, omit the vowels from the names of the L-rd so as not to associate His holy name with anything unholy. As far as the whole "kicking out the towel-heads" thing goes, I am a student at my school - not a staff member. I had no say in the matter and came here long after they made that decision. Also, I doubt there are many here who would disagree with this move. After all, it wasn't the Amish or the Puerto Ricans that hijacked planes and crashed them into buildings on 9/11 - it was a group of Muslim extremists. Oh, and just for the record - my school (the flight campus anyway) has more Asian students than American students because of a huge contract with the Chinese government.

Ok, I really am going to sleep now. Tired is no way to fly.

God thinks you're an asshole too btw.

Doh! double post, my bad

 

[Flyermax2k3]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3

Originally posted by: Kev

It's obviously not Biblically-based, and the Bible is the word of G-d so unless G-d told you otherwise (thus contradicting Himself which is impossible)

So the word of "G-d" can not possibly have any contradictions? Could have fooled me

Not the true word of G-d. Man's mis-translation of His word from one language to another is bound to have errors. The original text written in Hebrew has very few translation errors (something on the order of thousandsths of a percent) over the past couple thousand years.
What was the point of the link you provided? To prove that because man's not perfect G-d doesn't exist? Once again, the actions and beliefs of imperfect men does not invalidate the existance of G-d. You can post tripe like this all day long and you'll still never convince me G-d is a lie.

And the original Hebrew texts were not put to paper for thousands of years, until that time they were just stories told from one generation to another.

And that's all the Bible is anyway, a bunch of stories to scare the dumb.

Thanks for your opinion! I'm glad to know that with the use of a) your time machine b) your omnipresence and c) eternal life: you were able to travel back in time to the beginning of the world and follow the entire history of the Israelites up until now to make such a bold statement.
I see the master deceiver is still using the "the word of G-d is nothing more than a bunch of stories" line, and "validates" it because modern day man could not witness the accounts of the Bible first-hand and thus has no "proof" of its occurrences. Believe whatever you wish. That's your entitlement. I don't see why you feel so compelled to 1) attack me (as per your previous post) and 2) attack my beliefs. Do my beliefs offend you that much? Good. My beliefs do not exist to appease those who do not believe in G-d.

 

[Flyermax2k3]

Anyway, it's been fun chatting with you all this morning, but I have a flight to catch and I need to leave for the airport now. I'll probably check back in between class and work. TTYAL

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3

Thanks for the comment! I'll file it away in my "ignore" drawer. Oh, He loves you, BTW

And he hates people who can't just hit the submit button once, but do it multiple times instead.

P.S. God doesn't exist, but is only a way for stupid people like you to have a reason for doing dumb things. Just cause you're too afraid of the real world you need to believe in an afterlife and crap like that.

Just cause you're ignorant doesn't mean you should bother us with your crap, try reading information on the history of the Torah and Bible first. Or try actually reading those books in the first place, if you still think they contain the truth you apparently didn't do that either.

I am not offended by reli-freaks like you, just irritated. The only offensive thing about you is the 'beloved patriot' remark, but that just shows more ignorance and stupidity on your part.

 

Slip some LSD in his drink and start chanting things in black tounge.

 

[Flyermax2k3]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3

Thanks for the comment! I'll file it away in my "ignore" drawer. Oh, He loves you, BTW

And he hates people who can't just hit the submit button once, but do it multiple times instead.

P.S. God doesn't exist, but is only a way for stupid people like you to have a reason for doing dumb things. Just cause you're too afraid of the real world you need to believe in an afterlife and crap like that.

Just cause you're ignorant doesn't mean you should bother us with your crap, try reading information on the history of the Torah and Bible first. Or try actually reading those books in the first place, if you still think they contain the truth you apparently didn't do that either.

I am not offended by reli-freaks like you, just irritated. The only offensive thing about you is the 'beloved patriot' remark, but that just shows more ignorance and stupidity on your part.

Edit: argh!!! Foiled by weather! I hate weather cancellations

Seeing as how G-d doesn't hate anyone, your comment is invalid. "Stupid" people like me who have an I.Q. of 170 huh? Yeah, I sure am an idiot... Sorry for the beloved patriot remark, it was not meant to offend or incite. I definitely could have phrased that more delicately but as I explained in a previous post, I was associating the anger with 9/11 with Muslims as a whole rather than their extremist brethren. I guess I'm not allowed to make a mistake, whereas everyone else gets a free pass wheenver they want. Sorry for being human. I don't hate Muslims, I don't hate anyone. You on the other hand with your relentless attacks...
"try reading those books in the first place ... apparently didn't do that either" Ok, I'll bite - what makes you say this? With the limited knowledge you have of me and my beliefs from what you've read in this thread, how are you able to accurately come to that conclusion?

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3

Thanks for the comment! I'll file it away in my "ignore" drawer. Oh, He loves you, BTW

And he hates people who can't just hit the submit button once, but do it multiple times instead.

P.S. God doesn't exist, but is only a way for stupid people like you to have a reason for doing dumb things. Just cause you're too afraid of the real world you need to believe in an afterlife and crap like that.

Just cause you're ignorant doesn't mean you should bother us with your crap, try reading information on the history of the Torah and Bible first. Or try actually reading those books in the first place, if you still think they contain the truth you apparently didn't do that either.

I am not offended by reli-freaks like you, just irritated. The only offensive thing about you is the 'beloved patriot' remark, but that just shows more ignorance and stupidity on your part.

Edit: argh!!! Foiled by weather! I hate weather cancellations

Seeing as how G-d doesn't hate anyone, your comment is invalid. "Stupid" people like me who have an I.Q. of 170 huh? Yeah, I sure am an idiot... Sorry for the beloved patriot remark, it was not meant to offend or incite. I definitely could have phrased that more delicately but as I explained in a previous post, I was associating the anger with 9/11 with Muslims as a whole rather than their extremist brethren. I guess I'm not allowed to make a mistake, whereas everyone else gets a free pass wheenver they want. Sorry for being human. I don't hate Muslims, I don't hate anyone. You on the other hand with your relentless attacks...
"try reading those books in the first place ... apparently didn't do that either" Ok, I'll bite - what makes you say this? With the limited knowledge you have of me and my beliefs from what you've read in this thread, how are you able to accurately come to that conclusion?

Buddy, you talk a lot, but don't say much. Your IQ doesn't impress me one bit. I know plenty of guys that can calculate the exact angle/speed/thrust the space shuttle needs to reach Pluto while powered by a peanut, but I wouldn't let them cross the street by themselves lest they get run over.

You quoting all this theological Bull$hit is neither here nor there.

Using big words and mixing them in w/some theism-type verbage does not a prophet make. You ain't it. (sic)

I'm sure you like riding your high horse and assuming you're better than the unwashed masses, but get over yourself, OK?

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3

Thanks for the comment! I'll file it away in my "ignore" drawer. Oh, He loves you, BTW

And he hates people who can't just hit the submit button once, but do it multiple times instead.

P.S. God doesn't exist, but is only a way for stupid people like you to have a reason for doing dumb things. Just cause you're too afraid of the real world you need to believe in an afterlife and crap like that.

Just cause you're ignorant doesn't mean you should bother us with your crap, try reading information on the history of the Torah and Bible first. Or try actually reading those books in the first place, if you still think they contain the truth you apparently didn't do that either.

I am not offended by reli-freaks like you, just irritated. The only offensive thing about you is the 'beloved patriot' remark, but that just shows more ignorance and stupidity on your part.

Edit: argh!!! Foiled by weather! I hate weather cancellations

Seeing as how G-d doesn't hate anyone, your comment is invalid. "Stupid" people like me who have an I.Q. of 170 huh? Yeah, I sure am an idiot... Sorry for the beloved patriot remark, it was not meant to offend or incite. I definitely could have phrased that more delicately but as I explained in a previous post, I was associating the anger with 9/11 with Muslims as a whole rather than their extremist brethren. I guess I'm not allowed to make a mistake, whereas everyone else gets a free pass wheenver they want. Sorry for being human. I don't hate Muslims, I don't hate anyone. You on the other hand with your relentless attacks...
"try reading those books in the first place ... apparently didn't do that either" Ok, I'll bite - what makes you say this? With the limited knowledge you have of me and my beliefs from what you've read in this thread, how are you able to accurately come to that conclusion?

Buddy, you talk a lot, but don't say much. Your IQ doesn't impress me one bit. I know plenty of guys that can calculate the exact angle/speed/thrust the space shuttle needs to reach Pluto while powered by a peanut, but I wouldn't let them cross the street by themselves lest they get run over.

You quoting all this theological Bull$hit is neither here nor there.

Using big words and mixing them in w/some theism-type verbage does not a prophet make. You ain't it. (sic)

I'm sure you like riding your high horse and assuming you're better than the unwashed masses, but get over yourself, OK?

Could you imagine spending enternity with the likes of Flyer in a so called Heavan? Give me fire!

 

[skace]

Haha Flyer can't say god. God god God god God god God god.

 

[maziwanka]

god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god (to continue skace)


hahaha. but im pissed b/c of ur beloved patriot comment dude. it's sad but many sikhs cut their hair (which goes against the sikh religion) just to avoid this kind of discrimination (this was the reason my mother cut my hair when i was young).

 

[conjur]

EURYTHMICS
Missionary Man

Well I was born an original sinner.
I was borne from original sin.
And if I had a dollar bill
For all the things I've done
There'd be a mountain of money
Piled up to my chin...

My mother told me good
My mother told me strong.
She said "Be true to yourself
And you can't go wrong."
"But there's just one thing
That you must understand."
"You can fool with your brother-
But don't mess with a missionary man."

Don't mess with a missionary man.
Don't mess with a missionary man.

Well the missionary man
He's got god on his side.
He's got the saints and apostles
Backin' up from behind.
Black eyed looks from those bible books.
He's a man with a mission
Got a serious mind.
There was a woman in the jungle
And a monkey on a tree.
The missionary man he was followin' me.
He said "Stop what you're doing."
"Get down upon your knees."
"I've a message for you that you better believe."


Or...how about:

Should I See
by Frozen Ghost

cover my eyes and ears
til it all dissapears
how can you judge for me
what i should hear and see
you take away freedom of choice
take away the right to voice
my beliefs and and all my views
you take away my right to choose

chorus:
(na na na na na naaaah...)
show me what should i see
(na na na na na naaaah...)
make my mind up for me
(na na na na na naaaah...)
show me what should i see
(na na na na na naaaah...)
what should i see

how can you censor my thought
what is right what is not
how is it you decide
what i should feel inside
quoting god as you discuss
what is right and wrong for us
you inundate us with your views
you take away my right to choose

(repeat chorus)

you take away freedom of choice
you take away my right to voice
my beliefs and all my views
you take away my right to choose

(repeat chorus )

...make my mind up for me
show me what should i see

 

[isaacmacdonald]

Buddy, you talk a lot, but don't say much. Your IQ doesn't impress me one bit. I know plenty of guys that can calculate the exact angle/speed/thrust the space shuttle needs to reach Pluto while powered by a peanut, but I wouldn't let them cross the street by themselves lest they get run over.

Personally, I'd be impressed. 130 is approx the 98th percentile, so I wouldn't be suprised if 170 was .005% of the population. On the other hand, I would be very suprised if buddy really has an IQ of 170 AND spends his time posting to polarized ATOT threads.

 

[Flyermax2k3]

Originally posted by: isaacmacdonald

Buddy, you talk a lot, but don't say much. Your IQ doesn't impress me one bit. I know plenty of guys that can calculate the exact angle/speed/thrust the space shuttle needs to reach Pluto while powered by a peanut, but I wouldn't let them cross the street by themselves lest they get run over.

Personally, I'd be impressed. 130 is approx the 98th percentile, so I wouldn't be suprised if 170 was .005% of the population. On the other hand, I would be very suprised if buddy really has an IQ of 170 AND spends his time posting to polarized ATOT threads.

Believe what you like. I don't need to go digging up the results of the myriad IQ tests I've taken so I can post them here and "prove something" to you. If you all wish to believe I'm an idiot, that's fine. I know the truth, my family knows the truth, my friends know the truth, and anyone with whom I've ever gotten into a meaningful conversation IRL knows the truth. That's good enough for me. G-d blessed me with intelligence (among many other things) and I'm thankful for it.
For those of you who posted the name of the L-rd hoping to offend me or "get my goat": you can do as you please. I am not your judge. Just remember: there are consequences for your actions.
Anyway, I have to go to work now (some of us have jobs). It's been fun chatting with you all! If I'm not too tired when I come home tonight perhaps I'll check up on things and say "howdy."

 

[imported_Papi]

this is the best religious thread EVA on ATOT

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: Actaeon
What a religious zealot...

Ask him to keep his personal beliefs toward himself?

I don't think that would be considered acceptable in today's society considering most religious people feel obligated to ram their beliefs down your throat . Jehovah Witnesses comes to mind...

I work with two holy rollers that are always trying to convert me and I really enjoy it

Ausm

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: halik

Originally posted by: classy
Think about this. If I'm wrong with all these others and Christ doesn't exist, I just spent my life trying to live right in the name of Jesus and I'll just die and not exist anymore. But if I'm right I'll live Eternity in the presence of God the Father, Jesus, the Holy Spirit, the Angels, and all of my Christian brothers and sisters in happiness for all of Eternity. Thats really it in a nutshell. Now think about if your right or wrong? What options are avaliable for you?

Well you're forgetting the jillion other ways to live your life. You can take the way of Zen and reincarnate untill you reach Nirvana. Or follow koran and get the 69 virgins and heaven and stuff. Or you could be hindi and burn in hell because of hamburgers, or you could ....

It's not just believe in jesus / dont believe in anything. Theres huge number of philosophies to follow

Bingo!

You just hit upon a BIG problem I have with the Christian faith (Well, Islam, too). The ol' "It's my way or the highway -[to hell]" mentality.

Utter arrogance.

My God is better than your God because I said so and if you don't believe in MY God, you're going to what MY religion calls hell!

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." -- Stephen F. Roberts

Hey You stole my sig !!

Also Conjur where they hell where you a couple a months ago when religious zealots where tearing me to shreds in here...I could have used your help

Ausm

 

[nan0bug]

Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3

Thanks for the comment! I'll file it away in my "ignore" drawer. Oh, He loves you, BTW

And he hates people who can't just hit the submit button once, but do it multiple times instead.

P.S. God doesn't exist, but is only a way for stupid people like you to have a reason for doing dumb things. Just cause you're too afraid of the real world you need to believe in an afterlife and crap like that.

Just cause you're ignorant doesn't mean you should bother us with your crap, try reading information on the history of the Torah and Bible first. Or try actually reading those books in the first place, if you still think they contain the truth you apparently didn't do that either.

I am not offended by reli-freaks like you, just irritated. The only offensive thing about you is the 'beloved patriot' remark, but that just shows more ignorance and stupidity on your part.

Edit: argh!!! Foiled by weather! I hate weather cancellations

Seeing as how G-d doesn't hate anyone, your comment is invalid. "Stupid" people like me who have an I.Q. of 170 huh? Yeah, I sure am an idiot... Sorry for the beloved patriot remark, it was not meant to offend or incite. I definitely could have phrased that more delicately but as I explained in a previous post, I was associating the anger with 9/11 with Muslims as a whole rather than their extremist brethren. I guess I'm not allowed to make a mistake, whereas everyone else gets a free pass wheenver they want. Sorry for being human. I don't hate Muslims, I don't hate anyone. You on the other hand with your relentless attacks...
"try reading those books in the first place ... apparently didn't do that either" Ok, I'll bite - what makes you say this? With the limited knowledge you have of me and my beliefs from what you've read in this thread, how are you able to accurately come to that conclusion?

I hate to burst your bubble, but you don't have an I.Q. of 170. I can tell that much after reading some of your past posts. Your ability to write down your thoughts in a coherent manner is not on the level of someone with a 170 I.Q.

Also, I.Q. is only a valid measure of certain types of intelligence. Even if you had an I.Q. of 170, just based off your 'beloved patriot' comment and your condescending attitute towards others, it is readily apparent that what you supposedly have in intelligence you lack in wisdom.

 

[isaacmacdonald]

Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3

Originally posted by: isaacmacdonald

Buddy, you talk a lot, but don't say much. Your IQ doesn't impress me one bit. I know plenty of guys that can calculate the exact angle/speed/thrust the space shuttle needs to reach Pluto while powered by a peanut, but I wouldn't let them cross the street by themselves lest they get run over.

Personally, I'd be impressed. 130 is approx the 98th percentile, so I wouldn't be suprised if 170 was .005% of the population. On the other hand, I would be very suprised if buddy really has an IQ of 170 AND spends his time posting to polarized ATOT threads.

Believe what you like. I don't need to go digging up the results of the myriad IQ tests I've taken so I can post them here and "prove something" to you. If you all wish to believe I'm an idiot, that's fine. I know the truth, my family knows the truth, my friends know the truth, and anyone with whom I've ever gotten into a meaningful conversation IRL knows the truth. That's good enough for me. G-d blessed me with intelligence (among many other things) and I'm thankful for it.
For those of you who posted the name of the L-rd hoping to offend me or "get my goat": you can do as you please. I am not your judge. Just remember: there are consequences for your actions.
Anyway, I have to go to work now (some of us have jobs). It's been fun chatting with you all! If I'm not too tired when I come home tonight perhaps I'll check up on things and say "howdy."

Judging by the combative stance, I'd venture a guess that IRL people don't frequently refer to you in passing as "zen master".

seriously, aggresively posting that you're not bothered by anything smacks of bravado. Just try to let things go and you'll have a lot less stress.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: ausm

Originally posted by: conjur
Bingo!

You just hit upon a BIG problem I have with the Christian faith (Well, Islam, too). The ol' "It's my way or the highway -[to hell]" mentality.

Utter arrogance.

My God is better than your God because I said so and if you don't believe in MY God, you're going to what MY religion calls hell!

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." -- Stephen F. Roberts

Hey You stole my sig !!

Also Conjur where they hell where you a couple a months ago when religious zealots where tearing me to shreds in here...I could have used your help

Ausm

Uhhh...I was held up in customs or something.





BTW, it was your sig that inspired me to reply with that. :beer:

 

[gopunk]

ahahahah thanks for the laugh michaeld. i dunno, if i were you, i would just file it away for laughing my ass off later.... singing in a restaurant... seriously you should tape it and play it for your friends

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3
For those of you who posted the name of the L-rd hoping to offend me or "get my goat": you can do as you please. I am not your judge. Just remember: there are consequences for your actions.

Does this mean that when I die, I'm gonna go to heaven and God is gonna be all like "dude you used one of my 500 different names without censoring the vowels. Sorry, you cannot enter!" Because that would suck so much. What if I substitute vowels with numbers... can I say G0d? My IQ is only 10, so maybe the great gee zero dee can forgive meeeee.

 

[imported_Papi]

Originally posted by: gopunk
ahahahah thanks for the laugh michaeld. i dunno, if i were you, i would just file it away for laughing my ass off later.... singing in a restaurant... seriously you should tape it and play it for your friends

and for us!

 

[RabidMongoose]

Hey guys, I have a 171 IQ because I am blessed and my mommy says that I do.

PS: I hate 'towel heads' and I am a racist & intolerant piece of sh1t.

:disgust: