Jesus Frekin....

[tec699]

Jesus Frekin...

Jesus you dirty dog!

:Q

 

[tec699]

Jesus, why?

 

[DnetMHZ]

Die!...By My Hand!.. I Creep Across the Land!!..

 

[ClueLis]

Reminds me of "Billy Graham's Bible Blaster" from the Simpsons.

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: dnetmhz
Die!...By My Hand!.. I Creep Across the Land!!..

Killing first-born man

 

[tec699]

Hmm...

:beer:

 

[iwearnosox]

Reminds me of South Park where jesus gets killed in a gun fight rescuing Santa from the middle east.

 

[tec699]

From the game:

Jews. Nail Me to a Goddamned tree will you! Jews for Jesus, My ass! Revenge is a dish best served with automatic weapons and a rocket launcher.

Liberals. All liberals must be brutally slaughtered. I would have mentioned such a commandment in My Book if I could have imagined such vile, tree-hugging, new-age, pinko scum way back then.

Homosexuals. I Hate Fags. You would think that the dozens of times I mentioned this in My Instruction Manual would have been enough. I got straight to the point on many occasions - no stories, no hidden metaphors, just a simple rule that these creatures must be put to death. Perhaps I should have made up some parable about a monkey and a badger or something like that. Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to a wall. Sh** Why do I even bother.

Atheists. Just a bunch of pissed off Catholics - the whole lot of 'em. They were damned to begin with, so they've had it coming for quite some time now. The sooner their self-important heads begin to roll, the better.

Sounds like family fun. :Q

 

[Schadenfroh]

Jesus pwnz j00, this proves it!

 

[daclayman]

This game is (soon to be) wrong in so many ways. I can't wait to download the beta...


edit: I'll probably do a lot of TKing as I can't stand Republicans...:Q

 

[DnetMHZ]

I always knew jesus was a murderer

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